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A futuristic spaceship hangar bathed in dim blue and orange lighting. A massive stasis pod glows as a towering crab-like humanoid is frozen inside. Nearby, a woman in a sleek black dress and turquoise heels clutches a futuristic ID card, gazing out a large window at a distant, reddish-brown planet.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 11

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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They went to her room, anyway. There was a lot to discuss and do. The little room was much like a hotel room. Table, bed, luxurious accommodations, a window into space, and a bathroom that frankly freaked Janet out somewhat. It took a little getting used to. There were, let’s call them receptacles for several kinds of races to do their business and clean up. She spent the night asking questions about space. What was it like? Why was he hiding on Earth? Were there other crab people? There were plenty of answers. Big galactic governments, cheeseburgers to die for, and yes, he had a home world and never wanted to return to it. So much so that he chooses Bacon any day of the week.

In space, there were galactic weeks, all eight days; a month was eight weeks long and always started on Monday. They had Monday through Sunday, like Earth. Earth had actually been inspired by the stars by that, but the eighth day was called Yersday, and it was traditionally a day singled out for personal development and meditation. It gave everyone a three-day weekend also, so that reduced a lot of stress too. Why didn’t Earth use that day? It had lost it over the years, but mostly it had to do with trying to jam their weeks into time that would match their path around the sun, which was silly. Tracking the seasons separately from their weeks would have made it easier to move on. It perplexed Wen, and he just left it to stay at that.

They skirted around Bacon several times, and Wen softly deflected it. Janet covered loosely only in sheets and asked him again. “Tell me about Bacon. What are we looking at there?”

“Janet I…”

“I know. You don’t want to think about it, but I need to know, especially if I’m going to visit you once in a while.”

“It’s a prison planet.”

“I know that, I mean…”

“It’s brown. Essentially a mud ball on the surface, with three moons where the authorities organize their patrol ships and register everyone going up and down for a visit. I could be wrong about that number.”

“Then on the planet?”

“I’d be set up with an apartment, and all of my neighbors would be like me.”

“Big crab guys?”

“No, what you might consider supervillains from different planets and eras? The galaxy has housed them all together, as many as possible, where they can keep them all under control. Mostly we’ll get local jobs, work, occasionally brawl, but they keep groups of similar power together in what they call isolated neighborhoods so that things stay pretty even.”

“No ships.”

“No, no ships, cars, nothing to ride on. There is no transport of any kind. You’d check in on one moon, and ride a shuttle down to see me.”

“Okay. Mud, you said it’s all mud on the surface.”

“Yeah, mud and lots of rain, but Bacon is underground.”

“What is it like, a bubble?”

“Not exactly. There are these huge round hatches, large enough to land in, kind of pockmarked on the planet, and, under each, is an isolated neighborhood. Down there, under the mud, which constantly splashes in the rain and gets on, everything is an artificial city, complete with day and night cycles shining from the ceiling by projectors.”

“Then you just live down there. There are patrols, and check-ins and everyone must return to their apartment by a certain time each night.”

“What about folks they can’t keep under control?”

“It’s the hard gel. It kind of brown fluid they encase you in and then, after filling the container, with you in it, they electrify it, and instantly you are on ice.”

“Frozen?”

“Basically. Not cold, just well, frozen. Your body suffers no damage, and you can’t move, but you experience time. You wake up and experience the day, and the night, but no one is ever sure when you’re awake. Nutrition is taken care of by this mechanism. They’ll take me down in it, so don’t be alarmed when they do it to me.”

“Oh great, they aren’t!”

“Yes, they’ll have to. It’s the only safe way for me to travel down.”

“Just a shuttle?”

“Not for me. It’s almost time.”

There was nothing out the window. It all looked dark and then the planet was there. “Oh, it looks like a giant meatball in space, covered in…”

“Bacon right?”

“Yeah.”

“It’s got big steel towers all over.”

“Yeah.”

He stood by her. “We’re coming in. There are the moons over there, well, two of them anyway, and yeah.”

Both moons were pale yellow in the light reflected from the planet and the nearby sun. One was a little more cratered than the other, and one was covered in cities and lights. It took the work of a full planet’s worth of law enforcement to keep this place in check. Ships constantly flew from the surface to the moon and back. Occasionally, one was blown up.

“Escape attempt. I assume it happens daily.”

“Oh.”

She held him.

“I don’t want you to go.”

“I know, but it’s not forever. They’ll set up the visitation situation, and you ought to know you, and not Barton, are getting all the credit for bringing me in. I talked to him about that. This is his job. He can’t collect the bounty.”

“What’s that mean?”

“It means you’ll have some galactic credits to get you started with.”

“Ah. Oh?”

He smiled at her in the dim light of the cabin. “You’d better get dressed.”

“Ah, ack! Where are my shoes?” She pulled the sheet off the bed and looked under it. She pulled the turquoise shoes out from under a sofa and pulled her black dress from off the bed. She pulled it on, and Wen helped her with her shoes, and kissed her hand, slowly and softly, just as there was a knock on the door.

It opened, and Barton stood there with two towering robots behind him. They were armed, and by that their arms ended not in clear hands but weapons instead, sharp points, lasers, mass drivers, missiles, and a rack of throwing stars.

“You’re ready Wen?”

“Of course.”

“We don’t need these guys, right?”

“The robots are unnecessary, no.”

“That’s What I like to hear. Come on, let’s go. It’s time.”

We stepped out into the corridor and allowed the robots to flank him just a little. With Janet on his right, and Barton on his left, they walked down the hall to the elevators. Barton waved his hand at it. His pass seemed to light up, embedded in his hand, and the doors opened.

They got in, and Barton said, “Four, please.”

The tube shot up, and let them out into a steamy room, lit mainly by orange and green lights coming through the grates on the floor, with some heavy spotlights from above. There was a large open spherical depression on the floor, and from it blew a tower of green steam.

“You know how this works,” said Barton.

“I know. It doesn’t mean I have to like it, though.”

“True.”

“Wen!”

“Janet, I…” she kissed him before he could finish.

The robots pushed Wen from the back, but he shrugged them off. “You don’t need to do that.” He looked them in the face and stared them back. He stepped down into the depression, and waited, standing in the steam and telling Janet he’d see her shortly while three bent spikes came down from the ceiling until they were just above him.

They started blasting when he closed his eyes. Starting from his midsection, a bubble of bright orange material expanded, floating almost weightless as it grew around him until it covered his shoulders, legs, feet, hands, and finally his head.

“Oh Wen, no.” He struggled, fought, and appeared to gasp for air, and then they shot a bolt of electricity through the liquid and it all turned blue and solid, resting on the floor. Wen could no longer move, frozen there for transport.

“Is he dead?”

“Oh no, we won’t even keep him like this all that long. Haul him up!”

The floor flattened, and the two blaster bots got behind it and rolled him away. They rolled him through a side door that closed, but not before Janet saw him one last time.

She turned to Barton and grabbed onto him.

“I know,” he said. “I’ve got people down there too that are close to me. Come on. We’ve got more business to take care of.”

He led her out the door. They walked down the hall. “Down here.”

“What’s going on?”

“Don’t worry, it’s good news.”

She followed him into a stuffy office in the middle of the ship. There were no windows, but she could see the planet below, a giant bacon-covered meatball rotating beneath them.

The room has a single, smallish table in the middle. Two people, beings, sat on the other side. One looked as human as anyone, maybe slightly large on the ears, and the other was another of the folks that reminded her of talking celery.

“Please sit down miss Janet…”

“Roberts.”

“Roberts, Thank you.” The celery was doing the talking.

“We are prepared to transfer to you a rather sizeable sum of money following the capture of your friend, who was wanted on thirteen systems. We know you are new to the intergalactic community, so we’ve set you up with a valid identification card, and bank account. It’s all here in this folder.”

He handed over a small folder that fit into her hands. She opened it and read through it. It was like a tight small wallet that ended in a computer.

“You can read all the documents? Is the language okay?”

“Yes, it seems fine.”

She had no pockets, so she just held onto it.

“What’s this computer in the back?”

“There’s an earphone you can use. Think of it like a tablet computer phone thing, all in one.”

“And it’s mine?”

“Oh, yes.”

“How do I recharge it?”

“You don’t need to.”

“What?”

“It’s got a twelve-year battery. Just before it dies, another will be delivered to you. Questions?”

“I need to pick up a few things. Are all ties with Earth gone?”

“We’ve intervened on Earth. You are no longer wanted, but they think you and the creature are lost to the sea. Video of you jumping and flying around with him is still widely circulating on all digital social media platforms.”

“So you’re saying…”

“You’ll be recognized quickly. What we gave done is send a group of unwitting police to seize everything in your apartment. Would you like to go through it?”

“You got my stuff? Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Because I figured you were more interested in hanging out with the big guy.”

“Right. Where is it?”

“This way.”

He took her down the hall and opened another door that was full of evidence boxes. They were open, lined up, and ready for her to go through.

“I’ll come back.”

“Okay.”

The door slid closed. She lifted lids on cardboard boxes and pushed them around, some larger than others. She located her rolling luggage. “Check.” Then searched until she found her favorite shoulder/carry-on bag. That was good. She found a couple of purses, threw away most of them, but kept three and started packing them. If it didn’t fit, there was no way she’d take it beyond this. She was keeping the black dress and the turquoise pumps as well. She found her underwear, good god, she was glad to see that, her favorite sunglasses, her best jacket, and a good assortment. She found the most comfortable sneakers, kept a pair of boots, and when she was finished, and ready to let the rest of it go, the door slid open.

“Ready?”

“Yeah. Thanks for bringing all this up.”

“My pleasure.”

She pulled her luggage behind her, her other bag over her shoulder, redressed, and was ready to move on.

A futuristic spaceship corridor lined with sleek metallic doors, illuminated by soft blue lights. A woman in a black dress and turquoise heels walks hand in hand with a towering crab-like humanoid. Nearby, a group of diverse aliens and humans converse in a lounge, watching them with curiosity.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 10

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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“So, what’s going to happen to us now?” said, Janet.

“Well,” said Barton. He sat for a moment in a chair with his hands folded in front of his mouth. His feet dangled beneath him. “For you, that all depends. You know we’re out here now, so I imagine life can never be the same.”

“No crazy memory wipes or anything you do to people?”

He laughed. “No, not really. The human brain, as you will find, is far too complex for that kind of thing.”

“Not that I’d ever forget him. What about him?”

“Well, that’s tricky. He’s been hiding out on Earth for some time and endangering folks there.”

“I endangered no one.”

“Did you see the way they reacted? All the missiles, national guard. I think that counts, even if you are hiding as a cave monster in a fake cave.”

“Yeah well…”

“We’ve told you before you can’t stay planet side on earth long without getting off the planet. Causes this very thing. With Wen here, I don’t have a choice.”

“No choice?”

“He violates intergalactic law. Had he been forward in time a couple to five hundred years in the future, it wouldn’t have mattered?”

“But because…”

“Earth is still in the dark about the rest of us, and he knew it and this isn’t the first time we’ve had to pull him out…”

We exchanged a look with Janet, who then looked at the floor.

“Sentence has already been passed.”

They looked over at Barton.

“Your lawyer did a bang-up job, but the judge… it’s no use. I’ve got to take you to Bacon.”

“What’s Bacon?” said, Janet. “I’m assuming you aren’t talking about lovely crispy sweet breakfast bacon?”

“No.” he stopped for a moment. “Bacon is a prison. Sort of a holding facility for super-powered folks, aliens too strong for normal containment. I’m sorry.”

“Excuse me? After all this, including dragging me into space, that’s the best thing possible?”

“It’s the way it is. Look at it like this. You have a new life, one in which you may eventually be reunited with Wen here. His sentence isn’t too long. He’s got to go to Bacon. You know there’s more out here. I can’t change that. I can get you situated, set you up, and show you how to get around in space. I can show you how to get back and forth to visit Wen frequently, and when he’s released, then the two of you will be free to travel the Galaxy together.”

She turned, to look out the window. “I suppose I could also just return to Earth?”

“If that’s what you want. Yes.”

“I assume that if I leave, I can’t come back again.”

“Also true. You can come back in the future after the earth is part of the federation.”

“Right.”

“Stay with me,” said Wen.

“How long until his sentence is up?”

“A hundred years.”

“A hundred!”

“Hey, that’s not so long in space. It’s not the same as on earth.”

“So, I can leave Earth behind and wait for Wen for a hundred tear-like years whatever that means out here, and See Wen every once in a while, leaving earth behind, or go back, and… I’ll be…”

“Dead before he gets out, yeah. The important thing is our next jump isn’t for about seventy-two hours, so there’s time to think about it. Assuming neither of you steals a ship and tries an escape, you can tell me in a couple of days.”

“If we steal a ship and try to escape?”

“We’ll shoot you down before you can reach Earth. Lots of automatic weaponry. I know little about it. If we miss, it’s a self-destruct. Okay?”

He hopped up, and shook Wen’s claw, then extended his hand to Janet. She shrugged and took it.

“Good,” He said. “Okay. Y’all are limited to decks A and B. You’re on a now. Your room is on B. I’ll be around. He threw them each a pass. Wear these. They’ll identify you and keep the elevator from taking you to decks C and D, which might cause them to explode.” He stopped, enjoying the shocked looks on Wen and Janet’s faces. “Not really. Just big alarms.” He chuckled.

“The passes will let you in your rooms, all that. I’ll be around. Smack the image of my face there on the card and I’ll get an alert you want to see me. Great way to annoy me frankly, if that’s what you’re after.”

“Okay.”

“See You shortly.” He left, the door closing quietly behind him.

They were alone, if you could call it that, in the glass conference room.

“Would you wait?”

“I’m thinking. Job’s gone. Can’t go back there. My family probably thinks I’m dead, anyway. I’ve got no ties. I’m ready to just sit and hate you for a couple of minutes.”

“Why?”

“Because I want to wait for you, and I don’t want to wait for you. I want to go back to earth, and I want to get a ticket and just head out into the galaxy. I mean, what’s out there? How much is there to see? And, were you ever going to stop hiding, and tell me what was out here? I love you, but forgive me, you’ve never been able to communicate all that well.”

“I know. Sorry, but stay. Give space a chance. Visit me once in a while. See how it goes, then when I’m out, let’s see if we can make it work. In space, a hundred years of space travel isn’t the same.”

“Tell me about this Bacon place.”

“Bacon is, like he said, kind of a super prison. Everyone has secured apartments where they are supposed to stay, but the surface is covered in giant patrol robots that are supposed to blast anyone who tries to get out. No shop ships are allowed within the distance of a teleport machine.”

“Or?”

“Well the moons, three or four of them I think are little battle planetoids that will take shots at any ship that zaps anybody off-world, if they want to go, which means those in Bacon also take part in the planet’s defense.”

“Interesting.”

They watched the Earth. It sat under the sun, slowly rotating, and unable to see them.

“Come on, you lug. Show me around this spaceship.” She dragged him out of the conference room and they walked around the outer perimeter of the ship, which was all made of glass like the outer wall of the conference room, or at the least, they were clear windows, whatever they were made of. They walked, and walked, around the oblong ship, which was about the size of a football field, possibly a little longer. The forward pod was another large room and comprised a large triangular observation deck. It looked like it was set up for something closer to parties than conferences. They followed the earth as long as they could until they made it round to that front corner party room. It was empty save for two forward-facing couches and a line of tables at the back that looked like they were used to laying out food.

They left the forward lounge and walked back along the other side of the ship until they found the room opposite the room where they were held earlier. It was so dark. There were so many stars, but there was also so much darkness. She pressed her face against the window and looked out.

“How much life is out there?”

“The universe is teeming with life.”

“Everywhere?”

“Not all planets are safe harbors, but there are uses, minerals, or whatnot on any planet that are useful if you look for them.”

“But planets, like Earth?”

“There are a certain number of planets the federation would, rather. If he visited like yours, just get yet, but there are plenty of planets that are just fine.”

“Why’d you come to Earth?”

“Hiding.”

“And you met me.”

“And when you did, you should have screamed.”

“But I didn’t. I could tell you were kind. Why were you hiding?”

“I killed a man, in the wrong place at the wrong time, for both of us. That was the best mistake of my life, because of you.”

She took him in her arms and squeezed him tight. He ran a claw through her hair. “I so love you.” She kissed him, jumping into his arms.

“Does anyone else look like me? Or like you?”

“I’ve got a planet, yes, and we are not unknown about the galaxy, but humans are a little more well-known. You’ll find that there are pockets of you that have left the planet frequently, but there are also many other planets where the conditions were similar enough and similar enough creatures to yourself. You won’t be among just aliens. Even him back there, though he looks enough like you, is not from Earth.”

“It’s Interesting That now I’m the creature.” That made her laugh.

She took him by the claw and they walked around to the back of the ship. From there, across a rail, they could see the engines blasting behind the ship, at least at a dull roar to keep the ship lumbering through space to keep up with the earth.

They were low and blue, but she could feel the vibration coming from them, and this close to them they vibrated the floor, walls, and everything around them.

“Come on, this is cute, but,” she said.

“I’m with you,” he said. They turned the corner and walked back until they passed the first room they were in earlier, only passing one other person, who looked human save for light bluish skin and three eyes.

He nodded to them and waved back.

“Hi,” said Janet.

“Hello there.” He continued down the hall, on his way somewhere.

They returned to the middle. “Here we are,” said Wen. There a bank of doors stood. “Go, swipe your card at a door.”

“How?”

“Probably just have to get close to one.”

She walked over. Her turquoise heels hurt a little. The door gave a soft ding and opened wide.

“In we go.”

They walked on the elevator, and it closed behind them.

The elevator spoke to them. “Passes restricted to decks A and bB taking you up to deck B assuming that’s your destination.”

“Yes, thank you.”

“All right then,” said the elevator. In a blink, the doors opened again, and what was an orange gall was now in shades of blue. “Out you go, you have arrived at deck b.”

“Right.” She stepped off.

“This is probably all cabins.” They walked the perimeter again. This time, it was a hallway full of doorways on both sides. Every ten doorways, there was a lounge with a window in the space.

In the first lounge, three humans sat talking with someone that, to Janet, looked like a giant celery. They waved. One human, a young dark lady with slightly pointed ears, said, “Are you the one on the way to Bacon?”

“Yes,” said Wen. “News moves fast.” She looked at Janet, sizing her up. “Was she worth it?”

“Every minute.”

“Hey, I can talk to myself. Wen is one of the best people I’ve ever known. I love him, and I don’t care what you think about it.”

“I wasn’t, I didn’t…”

“Mean it?”

“Yeah. It’s a big galaxy, sorry, but this might be too much.”

“You know what? I think I’m just going to find out.”

She pulled her pass up from around her neck and smacked Burton’s face on it. “Yes, Janet?” She could hear his voice over the local speakers in the ceiling.

“I’m staying in space. Can I make that official?”

“Yep, thanks for letting me know. I’ll get the paperwork together and have it for you in the morning. Thanks.”

“Thank you.”

“Okay, Bye.”

His voice cut out, leaving some soft music playing.

“Where are our rooms?” She said.

“This way,” said Wen.

The celery snapped.

"A futuristic flying car glides over the Everglades at twilight as a steaming figure emerges from the swamp. In the distance, a hidden facility glows with eerie green light."

The Man With Three First Names, Chapter 13

The Man With Three First Names
Rabbits leap through time,
Portals hum with shifting fate,
Night and day now split.
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Two weeks later Michael found himself walking through the rose garden at the White House, with the President. The morning air was crisp, and the wind was kicking up a little bit. The President, wearing a long coat, though he could have cared less about the actual temperature, smiled and talked with the man with three first names.

They shook hands.

“It’s good to see you, Mike.”

“It’s good to see you, sir.”

“How has the business down south been treating you?”

“Can’t complain. Not many people remember. It’s getting harder and harder to say it wasn’t a line of tornadoes now.”

“Well, that’s good.”

President clapped Michael on the back. “What do you say to a stroll?”

“That’d be nice sir.” They began to walk out on the front lawn, members of the secret service in the wings behind them, fanning out like ducks.

“Ah, don’t worry about them. Half of them are robots too.”

“And what about the other half?”

The President laughed. It was a simple laugh, quiet and short, but Michael knew he wasn’t going to get anywhere with it today.

“I wish you’d reconsider. There’s plenty of space for you here on my staff. With the election coming up, who knows. I could use you. I need you.”

“And you’ll have me. I’ll be around, just not on your direct payroll.”

“That’s the way you like it anyway, isn’t it?”

“Yep.”

“What’s with the whole Man With Three First Names thing anyway? I’ve always wondered that.”

It was Michael’s turn to laugh. The President knew better.

“I know. None of my business, right?”

“Nope.”

“Can I offer you anything, a better office, maybe a small staff? What about another partner? I heard about Simon, I hope he’s doing well.”

“I think he’ll be back eventually, but no, I don’t need a partner. I don’t need anything.”

“I think you do. I think you need people. As many people as you usually end up tagging along with you on a mission. You know how to pick them.”

“That I do.”

“Aliens, travelers…”

“Robots.”

“Yes, robots. I’ve heard you have a talking zombie head in your office. That ought to be fun.”

“Two.”

“Oh, two is it?”

“Yeah, well it’s best to keep them in pairs so they have someone to talk to when I’m off galavanting about.”

“I know what you mean.”

“You do?”

“Yeah, have you heard the vice president and the speaker of the house? They’re like two zombie heads in my office sometimes.”

“I can imagine.”

“Look, why’d you come here today Michael? What can I help you with?”

“I was just checking in.”

“Checking in.”

“Well, after a case… I wanted to make sure there was nothing I could do for you.”

The President thought about this for a moment, which to a human must have been like reading the contents of the Library of Congress in a millisecond, and said, “I’d like to see him.”

“No, Look, No, that’s just not a good idea.”

“I play the part every day. Hell, I’ve assumed all his responsibilities plus, and only you and I and the secret service here know I’m a…”

“I know.”

“A robot. There, I said it. I’d like to see him. People look up to me. They ask me to solve their problems and help them work out their differences. I have a right.”

“A right?”

“Even as a robot, you bet. It’s all I want. Where is he? Can I see him? I have to know.”

“He’s very sick.”

“I know. It’s all I know. It’s all I know that he isn’t dead. I want to meet him.”

“He won’t even know you’re there.”

“Try me.”

“Okay.”

“Michael looked up at the secret servicemen. Gentlemen, I have to take the President for a ride. He touched a control on his belt, and the car arrived quickly to pick them up. I know you have to be with him, but I can only take two of you. We’ll be gone for a couple of hours, who wants to come?”

Two of the seniors stepped foreword. They held back the rest of them with a wave. Everyone got on board, and they drove off.

Michael was headed out of the city when they pulled out the blindfolds.

The three of them put them on without a protest. They knew where they were going.

The car slung out into the sky and dipped and weaved about until finally settling down into a regular, low pattern. It slid through a tunnel, with other cars in another nearby city sometime later, and then somewhere dark, dank and cool, they came to a stop.

“All right, you can all take them off.”

They got out of the car in an underground facility. Above one of the doors from the hangar/garage was a DNA strand logo covered in stars, and the moniker The Sublight Group. He walked them through the doors, which swung open, and all around them, people got out of the way. Many nodded and said hello to Michael, but most had been trained not to acknowledge him. He wasn’t in charge, he was just welcome and trusted.

They made their way down fluorescent-lit corridors that felt like they’d been designed by someone who did public school buildings and libraries in the seventies. There was a faint yet acrid ammonia smell to the place.

Michael led them down to the last door at the end of a long windy series of packages. The door was black and shiny. There was a card lock on the side. Michael just waved his hand over it, and the door opened.

“He’s actually awake,” said a guard.

He peaked in.

“Sir? You have a visitor.”

An ailing voice beckoned them in.

The door slid closed behind them, and they were in his presence.

Sitting, in a wheelchair, and hooked up to about a hundred cables was the President, the real President. He looked about ten years older than the one standing next to Michael, and there was a reason for that, it had been by design. He appeared asleep, but the head moved and the eyes listed to the right to look at them. He spoke low into a microphone that echoed his raspy voice all around the room.

“So, you wanted to meet me then?”

“I did.”

Michael stepped back with the secret service guys.

“What do you think?” he whispered to the robot.

“I don’t know. What happened?”

“It was in my second year in office. You aren’t even supposed to remember this. I went off on a mad chase with Michael here. Look at him, he’s slinking away from us, getting out of the picture a little, as much as he can.”

The real President coughed, but couldn’t get his arm up to his face, and the spittle just ran down his shirt.

The robot President winced and turned to watch Michael.

“Oh don’t blame him, He and I have been getting into trouble for years. I just caught a bad one this time, an alien virus. It left me like this. He and I brought in doctors and technicians from all across the galaxy but nothing in the realm of science could help me. Nothing seemed to work, so we built you.”

“Do I make my own decisions?”

“You’re programmed to do what I would do in any given situation, and you do a good job. Is that answer satisfactory?”

“As good as it gets I suppose.”

“I suppose so too.”

“What about you, is there hope?”

“If there weren’t, I wouldn’t be alive now. If it means anything to you, You’re doing pretty well, though you could treat Michael here a little better sometimes. He does take good care of us.”

“What is this place?”

“It’s the Sublight group. It’s my company.”

“Wasn’t the Sublight group responsible for the portal?”

“Yes, well we’re into a bunch of things these days, all in the interests of national defense.”

“Can I come back?”

“Michael?”

“Michael turned his head.”

“Can he come back?”

Michael looked at the Robotic president. “You know how I feel about that.”

“He says, of course. It’s Michael’s way. He thinks people who are curious should know, especially when the secret is about them in the first place.”

“Thank you.”

“No, thank you.”

“Michael?” said the real President.

“Yes?”

“I’ve got another assignment for you.”

“Give me the details, and I’m on it.”

“Just what I was hoping for, get in your car, I’ll tell you on the way.”

The President and his men were dropped off back at the white house, and after sliding by Jen and Walter’s new place for a bite to eat, he was back in the sky.

He touched the video unit on his dashboard and the face of the President, the real President appeared.

“Michael, I’ve got a job for you. It’s pretty strange, I need you to turn south and head for the Florida Everglades.”

“Oh, not another swamp creature again.”

“Hear me out pal, this isn’t an ordinary swamp creature.”

“What’s different about this one then? Does it grow psychedelic mushrooms on its back and kill people by convincing the bacteria in its enemy’s stomach to revolt against it?”

“No,” he said with a smile.

“So then it feeds on local wildlife, making a mockery of the dead remains by using them for demented puppet shows?”

“Now that’s just sick.”

“Or how about this, does it control the alligators with its luminous hive mind, and cause them to eat tourists near some swamp park?”

“Hardly.”

“What is it then? What are you sending me up against?”

“It’s just Harvis, he wants a word about the car. He called me earlier and was asking what you were up to later.”

“That rabbit? Is the car what he wants?”

“Yeah.”

“He’s been calling my cellphone all day.”

“Why didn’t you answer it?”

“Why would I want to talk to him? He can’t have my car.”

Michael flew into the swamps, and out of sight.

Later that night, Simon hit the ground hard, smoldering at the hair, a crazed look in his eye. He’d managed the jump all on his own. He lumbered through the swamps, his feet still hot and stinging from the journey, burning his footprints into the ground as he walked. When he dipped his feet into the water, they hissed and popped as the water vaporized.

His skin healed as he made his way through the swamp, following the trail of Michael’s flying car.