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A grand underground chamber illuminated by eerie green and pink lights. A massive, sleek alien ship hovers, its doors closing as tentacled creatures retreat inside. In the foreground, a rat detective and a monocled frog in a top hat stand victorious, while dazed townsfolk recover from their possession, illuminated by the ship’s glow.

Shadow Street Chapter 11

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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Mr. Curtis smiled and shuffled a deck of cards. I did not know where he’d gotten them from. He fanned them out, stepping closer and closer to the beast, writhing there. I could see friends, some family, our client Mrs. Smith and a ton of rolls and jelly donuts from which all hung tiny little wriggling things all around us. He shuffled them again, then fanned them out again, taking another step forward.

“Pick one, anyone.”

He held them out. As he walked into the middle, I got ready. To do what I wasn’t sure about. The silver ship gleamed, and they looked ready, either for an escape or a vacation, and I wasn’t sure which. They were loading the young onto the ship. People from around town, mice and rats alike, moles and rabbits, a few pigeons, stacked boxes of wriggling young while some lurched forward in their oddly possessed bodies. The larger one I found had a raccoon.

It held out a tentacle and drew a card from Curtis’s deck.

Curtis quickly grabbed it and turned it up. “This is your card? Memorize it!” He shuffled it back in, fanned the deck, then juggled the cards, zinging them through the air until they were landing in the faces of everyone all over the place looking at him.

It’s important when you’re doing a card trick. You do several things, lie to the audience, use misdirection, and tease them. You have to distract them for things like the fey. That this isn’t the deck you just licked your card from that I’m flinging all over the place.

He held up the original deck. Then pocketed it into his waistcoat again.

“But this is a deck of exploding cards I’m going to stop you with.”

Everyone gasped, including me. Several of the cards he was flinging came my way.

“But sorry, I lied again. Just cards, check them. Check them all.”

Everyone with a card turned it over. It was a match. We all had the card.

“That your card?”

Everyone nodded, holding their cards out, and showing them to each other.

“Sorry, I lied again. They explode.”

All the cards exploded, each sending a shower of salt which covered the room at once. The squid creatures writhed and flopped. Then Mr. Curtis was reaching into my pockets and lobbing holy water like they were Molotov cocktails. They exploded over the walls and the ship.

I broke out of my temporary haze and started lobbing my bottles, as well as dousing myself and Mr. Curtis. It seemed to keep them off of us. The room descended into panic. The creatures escaped their hosts, crawling and shooting from their throats. Some bodies hit the floor harder than others, but others just kind of gave a slight hiccup then blinked and saw where they were, which was in the ship, boarding with a box of wiggling jelly donuts, without disembarking, or watching Curtis and his magic trick. Everyone was coated in holy water, and the squid was rolling and trolloping for the ship.

I started checking people. It’s all right, no. Everything will be fine. I don’t know, is that a ship over there? I’m not sure where this is going either. Let’s check your heart and your blood pressure. No, I’m sure everything will be all right. No, I’m not sure. Aliens? In our town? They have little recollection.

They slipped and slimed aboard, and before we knew it, they were taking off.

Through the windows of the ship, I saw defeated, distraught faces and eyes, unsure if they’d gone about this the wrong way or wronged someone. They appeared hurt and stunned, more than angry or upset.

I felt like looking at them; I was sure they were confused and stung by their attack on us. They didn’t think we’d fight back and weren’t sure we knew what they were, which we didn’t.

Mr. Curtis bowed before them. Waving his arms, and laughed as the ship lurched up through what turned out to be one of the larger unused stacks around the city, then he turned and helped me, but not before shaking his fist at the ship as it rose into the air and flew into the sky until it vanished among the other stars in view.

“Take that, Yes. Yes. Take that back where you came from.”

“How’d you do it?”

“The trick?”

“Yeah. They were all aces of spades.”

“Yeah.”

“Well?”

“Give a demonstration?”

“Well.”

“Never! It’s magic!”

He pulled a coin from behind my ear and threw it up on the ground, and started helping me help people up.

Soon we had about thirty bewildered adults and a rat. I believe his name was frank and were bringing them up through the caverns.

The mushroom cave was lit with phosphorescent light. We walked through it like it was an underwater forest, filled with spiders.

We crawled up through pipes behind Mr. Curtis, who was better at that than I was natural, except sometimes I had to alter the course to accommodate frank. When we found a lantern, a little one, but a nice one, I gave it to frank because he could hold it higher than anyone else.

We climbed ladders, switched, and went down passages, and into actual pipes until we returned to the bakery. We climbed to the top, then stood to help the rest up. Frank was last.

It was a quiet night.

Mr. Curtis and I stayed, as well as a few of Mrs. Smith’s other employees, to help clean up the bakery. We wiped down the counters, cleaned the ovens, mopped the floors, and then Mr. Curtis and I stayed to clean up the dining room while others started getting ready for the day ahead.

Mr. Curtis and I moved into the dining room and set the tables and chairs upright with Mrs. Smith. We went back out to the loading area. Argus was there, with his coach making a morning delivery of supplies for the day’s baking.

“Argus,” I said.

“Morning sir. Lift anywhere soon as these gents unload me?”

“Yes, good morning Argus, stick around a moment.”

“I will,” he barked, shaking his head and fur for a second.

We hammered the last nail into a fresh floor shortly after that, blocking the drain for good, and another crew was sealing it over with gravel and mud before packing it in.

“Nothings ever coming up this way again, Mrs. Smith.”

“Thank you, boys.”

It was already showing the light of morning, so we took Argus’s cab back to our apartment on shadow street.

“Where have the two of you been all night?” said Mrs. Constellation.

She stands in.

“Covered in powder,”

“Flour.”

“Drenched, suits torn and destroyed.”

“Hello, Mrs. Constellation.”

“Get in here and clean up.”

She swept us into the house and batted us towards the stairs.

“That owl from the tower’s been flying around hunting all night.”

“Arthur.”

“Oh, we know his name now, do we? Hanging around with predators when you should investigate for that poor woman at the bakery.”

“Bakery.”

“Right, that’s what I said. Now, off with you. Get cleaned up. I’ll not have you two looking like a couple of roughnecks who are traveling the train tracks.”

“Interesting,” said Mr. Curtis.

“Now, get on..”

She shewed us like a couple of pests up the stairs.

We passed through the parlor and kitchen up to the sitting room Mr. Curtis and I used during business hours, and then up to our floor.

Mr. Curtis turned to me, fanned out a deck of cards, and said, “Pick one, anyone.”

“Curtis, I’m done.“

I was already unbuttoning my waistcoat, my jacket, and what was left of it over my shoulder.

 “No, go on, pick one.”

I sighed and reached out, taking a card at random. It was the king of spades,

“Nice job mate, one of our stranger ones, right?”

“You know it.”

He dropped and sat on the floor in his doorway. I had my door open and was halfway in.

“Aliens? Or whatever. Possessing townsfolk? Odd.”

“Disturbing.”

“Arthur’s nice though.”

“The owl frightens me.”

“Well, he should. He could eat either of us in half a second.”

“Yeah.”

“Yeah.”

“Goodnight James.”

“Goodnight Curtis.”

I closed my door and sat in my second favorite chair, this one a little more comfortable, but a little worse for wear than the one I kept in the sitting room. My bed lay undisturbed, but I ignored it. Its curtains were open. Next to my chair was a small table lit by pale morning light with this journal upon it.

I pulled the shades. Made it as dark as I could, and fell asleep in my chair.

It was nice, the quiet. Even Curtis was still somewhere. Behind my eyelids I listened as deep in the house Mrs. Constellation was bumping around, and out on the street cabs were trotting by and people were getting back out into the city again.

I dropped off.

There was a thin line of light in my room through the shade.

There was a dream that I had. I was on the roof, meditating as a murder of crows swarmed around me, picking up mice in the field I was now in. My clothes were gone, and I was seated with my eyes closed, yet still observing the birds swooping this way and that, never catching me. They’d swoop, dive, catch a fresh field mouse, but I wasn’t there. I’d moved some distance away, without moving. I’d blink, my eyes still closed each time a crow was diving to attack me, and I’d see neither mouse get taken from thirty feet away, the line I simply blinked and teleported across the field. Soon, a second one attacked, and I blinked away. They were swarming all around me, but couldn’t touch me. Beaks snapped, and they made a kill of their prey, but it was never me.

Then I was in three places at once in the field, each watching my other two selves, unable to concentrate on one well enough to see the other, then there were a thousand of me across the world.

I woke up in a cold sweat, panting, naked, holding my tiny samurai sword above my head, unsheathed, aloft, and ready to attack nothing. There was no one with me.

I sheathed the sword, the only thing of my fathers I still possess, and placed it quietly back into the closet, hearing it thunk against the sidewall, and got out a fresh suit.

I washed up in my basin and dressed in a fresh shirt, waistcoat and jacket, and left to go downstairs.

The sword. I hadn’t thought of it in four years, not since starting up with Mr. Curtis, doing our brief investigations around town. It always stayed closed in the closet, behind door after door. I wasn’t a weapon guy. I didn’t have any training. When I found the sword in his things, I couldn’t believe it. It only had a note, a warning to keep it well, to take care of it. Every time I tried to sell it, I’d lose it. Each time I became agitated, it’d get in the corner.

I don’t move it around. I think it moves. I don’t talk about it much. Best I think to just keep it in this journal for now.

A cavernous underground chamber, dimly lit by eerie green and pink lights. Stacks of wooden crates are piled high, with strange tentacled creatures shifting them. In the distance, a sleek white alien ship looms. Two crates crack open slightly—inside, a rat detective and a monocled frog in a top hat peek out.

Shadow Street Chapter 10

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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“So, are you ready then?” said Arthur from the roof of our townhouse. Mrs. constellation had a foot in Mr. Curtis’s back, cinching a leather strap tight to keep him and all the holy water tied to his body. It looked like he had an extra leather jacket worth of bags strapped to him. Tying the cinch off made his tongue lash out and almost hit me in the face.

“Curtis!”

“Sorry,” his tongue was still recoiling into his mouth,

His arms bulged out over the bags and he checked the hound could get could reach into the strange pockets.

“Yes, Arthur,” I said, as Mrs. Constellation yanked a strap and pushed her foot into my back, causing me to add an auuuggghh to the end.

“Indeed,” said the owl, looking more at the moon, and raising a wing to judge the air. “Let’s get this over with. You say you can get these things to vacate, then?”

“Yeah, I think so,” I said.

“Good, then let’s get on with it.”

Mr. Curtis reached up and pulled a coin from Arthur’s ear, and smiled.

“See there?” said the frog. Even covered in strange bags of holy water, I can still do magic.

“Nice. You know I’m an owl, right?”

“Well, yes.”

“And I have a superior hearing?”

“Well yes, okay.”

“I could hear you flip the coin out from between your fingers.”

This stopped my friend for half a second.

After a moment he bowed, and said “magic!”

Mrs. Constellation pulled another strap holding in a half a pound of salt under my arm. It made me wheeze and my eyes bug out.

“Just about there,” she said.

She did it again before I could say anything.

“Thank you,” I said in a whisper.

“Let’s get on with it, then. The bakery is only a couple of blocks away.”

“Yeah, let’s get out there.”

He swooped up into the air and crossed in front of the moon in a great shadow.

“Arthur?”

Then he came down swiftly, and I felt like prey, open talons coming for us, Mr. urticaria and my vagabond to run life or lives depended on it. It wasn’t rational; it was just moon, owl, talons, run! And off we went, with Mrs. Constellation watching us, disapproving with her hands on her hips.

Then he grabbed us by the big leather bags strapped to us, and talons closed silently over our shoulders, strong and snug, but not tight enough to kill us, and we were airborne.

Above us, we could see nothing. Everything was feathers, down and to the sides of stars and rooftops. He was still keeping low, mostly gliding, with a few beats of the wings to get where we were going.

Below us, the streets were empty except for the occasional staggering person possessed by one creature. What was I doing, even fighting this? I struggled, pulling at Arthur’s foot, and trying to drop my salt. I was going to climb up and I don’t know escape. Land on a roof nearby and skitter away?

Arthur just gripped him harder and said none of that, squeezing an “Okay” out of my lips.

Mr. Curtis hat his arms out wide, his eyes slightly loses and his tongue hanging out just a little. I think he was having airplane putter noises, but I couldn’t tell you for sure because I was still so afraid for my own life at the moment.

The second time I looked, he had three playing cards in each hand, acting like they were flight feathers of his own, I expect.

“Isn’t this outstanding!” He yelled.

“Yeah, great.”

Arthur swooped, and I held onto my hat, pulling it over my eyes, and felt the rush of the wind until the gravelly texture of the roof over the bakery was under my feet trying to tear my furry toes off.

He laid us down as gently as he could, and I thanked him by hugging his leg in desperation. He kicked me off. I rolled to the side and got up sharply, dusting myself off. One of my salt bags started leaking, but that was okay. I’d run and create a trail, anyway.

Mr. Curtis popped a cork out of one of the holy water bottles. I don’t know how h did it with a mouth devoid of teeth, really, but it was done. Maybe he grabbed it in there with his tongue or something, but quickly he was spitting two corks out and smiling.

“All right then?” said the owl.

“We’re good from there.”

“All right then. Later.”

He flew into the air.

The main chimney was there. Now that I could see Arthur flying off into the distance, I was happy it wasn’t too tall for us to climb.

I scrambled up it, and Mr. Curtis jumped to the top in one leap.

“Ready?” said the frog.

“Not really,” some came out of my mouth.

“Good,” he said, then he pushed me in and jumped behind me.

We slid down the chimney and landed in a hornet’s nest.

They surrounded us, covered in soot, and we rolled into the middle of them. Mrs. Smith was there, her face open, and the tentacled creature clearly in charge, with several of who looked like other folks from town, also being operated in line, they were little vehicles for yellow squid guys. They were loading something into bags, and it looked like they were putting them into the dough for tomorrow.

“To effect, infect more?” I said without thinking.

They stopped everything and dropped what they were doing and got holy water in the face from Mr. Curtis. Who said “Tally-ho!”

I took the cue and started throwing handfuls of salt in all directions. I threw it at people, on-the-floor, in directions that made no sense, and off across the room where nothing but sweeping up would happen later, anyway.

I jumped over the counter. Salt in Mrs. Smith’s squid face. Everyone was wet. People were steaming. It was getting harder to see. I realized a second later that they were tossing so much flour into the air that everyone was getting pretty sticky.

Out came the first octopus. It slid off the face of one guy. There was holy water and salt all over the place. It scrambled. I lost track of it.

“The ovens,” I heard one say. “The bake,” I heard another one say, then more salt slinging. I was getting it everywhere. The bag at my side was leaking fast now. I got the rest in my hands and went after Mrs. Smith.

She scrambled in and over counters, and I got her from behind when Mr. Curtis turned to the oven and got her attention.

She turned in a split second to scream when he turned it off then I salted her probably a little too well.

The squid slid out and left her body behind.

It wasn’t a husk. She was breathing, but the yellow squid guy wasn’t happy either. Covered in salt that was destroying his body and holy water that was steaming, it could escape. It crumpled to the floor. The others we’d encountered were in similar shape. Now three left, stranded in seas of salt and holy water in little patches on the floor.

“Mrs. Smith?” I shook her gently. To my surprise, her eyes opened. Whatever the creatures were doing, it wasn’t permanent, at least at this stage.

“The ovens,” she said saintly, smiling up into my eyes.

“Yes, Mrs. Smith?”

“Incubators for their eggs.”

Then she passed out, unconscious in my arms.

“Mrs. Smith, I…” I laid her down, to rest on the salt and wet flour-covered floor. It was already in all the furs. I got one of the other guys, recovering to look for her while Mr. Curtis spread holy water and salt all over the counter.

“What’s up, partner?” I said.

“Here,” he said.

He took the largest squid and plopped it on the table. He and I followed with the others. They couldn’t move, and I dragged up a chair from the dining room and sat down heavily.

“What’s going on?”

“Invasion.”

“No need to possess people.”

“Our world is dying, dead.”

“Nice. We don’t want to be.”

“There’s more. We’re not alone.”

All his answers were coming directly into my mind. He didn’t seem to have a real mouth for speaking, just his beak.

The salt and holy water were melting them. They bubbled, then flopped. In the end, one of them said “ship.”

“They have a ship.”

“Come on, Dr. James,” Mr. Curtis grabbed me by the arm. I didn’t realize what he was up to until we got to the drain. The tentacles were there, drawing the boxes down into the tunnels.

“It’s the buns,” said Mr. Curtis. “The buns.”

“The buns what?”

“Incubators.”

“What?”

More boxes went down.

“They are growing their babies in the bread!”

“Oh god, and when we eat them,…”

“Then they take over.”

“Simple plan. Rake over enough to facilitate the work, and a few others, and get them down the drain.”

“What’s down there then?”

He smacked me behind my neck.

“The ship dummy! They are packing the ship with young, all warmly covered in a nice roll or donut to eat as they mature.”

“We’ve got to get down there,”

“Right!”

“In a box?”

We scrambled into boxes and sat by the others. Every few moments, another couple of boxes went down. Soon it was our turn, and everything turned upside down.

Tentacles grabbed us, and our boxes went flying. We tumbled, though carefully. The handlers didn’t want to disturb the contents. We sailed down, rocking against the sides of the box, sliding around like not a roll, but a large cake, maybe.

I held my arms out and tried to steady myself, knowing Mr. Curtis must do the same on his own, trying not to fall out before we get noticed.

Everything stopped.

My box stopped tumbling. It had set me down.

I lifted the lid on my box of donuts and saw it.

I was next to Mr. Curtis, who was also peeking out. We saw each other, which meant I needed to be a lot more careful.

We were in a cavern, large and lit with green and pink lights. The floor looked slick and stacked up were maybe fifty other boxes, just like ours. In the distance was the ship. The outside was stark white with silver highlights, and a day line of windows curdled circled the top.

Through the windows, I could see the big squid.

I wish I could stop calling them. Squid iron octopuses. They were neither, but I didn’t have a good name. It was large.

I quickly closed my box. Someone was going by. I felt like I wasn’t the only one moving. All the surrounding boxes were wiggling. One by one I could tear boxes opening and closing a few moments later, noon one at a time, maybe two or three at a time. Everything was jumping, so I started jumping. Why were we jumping?

It was feeding time. I was in a sea of boxes of vast creatures, and soon it would be my turn. What was I going to do? Crouch, okay, no. Act like a dinner roll? No amount of method acting was going to get me there.

They opened our boxes.

All eyes were on us. They were around us.

The big one in the ship trained eyes on us.

 I stood up, my fur still covered in flour.

Mr. Curtis took off his magic top hat. “Want to see a trick?”

A Victorian apartment interior, dimly lit by candlelight. A rat detective and a monocled frog in a top hat prepare bags of salt and holy water. A massive owl perches on the windowsill, its feathers ruffled. Outside, through the fogged window, shadowy figures with glowing eyes lurk in the streets.

Shadow Street Chapter 9

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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We scrambled down the road. It looks as though everyone on the street but us has a tentacle hanging from a nostril, ear, or mouth. They stagger about, but some of them are getting a grip and walking upright.

Mr. Curtis shoves the key into our apartment on shadow street and we practically fall in, locking the door behind us.

“The kitchen!” said Mr. Curtis.

“Salt!” I said, scrambling around behind him.

“That will be enough, gentlemen,” said Mrs. Constellation. She turned, wearing a long black dress, and with tentacles pouring from her mouth, nose, and ears, she opened her mouth wide enough for her head to appear to split open so the creature inside could get both eyes out, and use its mouth, though it continued speaking with her voice.

“You’ll do nothing of the kind.”

She whipped out a tentacle and stopped me from making the kitchen. Beak or no, she smiled a weak, prim smile at me. “I want you to know it’s nothing personal. The invasion is in full swing, and from here there is nothing you can do about it.”

“Nothing?” said Mr. Curtis. “I’ve never known nothing I couldn’t do something about.” He grinned and shot his tongue past her into the kitchen, where a small salt shaker sat by the tea tray.

“You!” she said, then whipped it away from him, and right towards me. His smile faltered, but only for a second, and while I was watching the salt shaker fly at me in slow-motion, spinning like a top and spreading salt everywhere on the parlor floor, I watched him jump on her head and pull her skirt back and cover her head.

I caught it.

“Good man!”

The shaker had plenty left in it, so I started shaking, while Mr. Curtis started hitting the tentacles coming from Mrs. Constellation that were still visible with drops of holy water.

The creature had burns on its skin. It hissed and pulled back with each drop.

Again, it hissed.

“No!”

“Invasion? What invasion?”

“We’re coming!”

“Looks like you’re already here.”

Drop. Hiss. It shrank back from him. I started salting my way up the stairs.

“Come on now.”

“Through the food. Germinating in the bread. We traveled the stars for eons. Ages and ages.”

“Why not ask for help?”

“We need hosts to…”

“To?”

“To grow. You’re just a child, aren’t you?”

Mrs. Constellation fell to her knees.

“Sorry, need her back before she dies.”

“No, don’t..”

He poured a measure of holy water over her.

Mrs. Constellation fell to the floor, writhing in agony. She clutched her throat, screamed, and then relaxed as the creature escaped from her mouth and ran for the door.

It skittered through the salt, limping in its tentacles with pain before it got to the door, where Mr. Curtis opened it, and let it out.

He croaked and lashed his tongue up to straighten his hat.

“You let it go.”

“Yes,” he said.

“Why?”

“Mrs. Constellation. I wanted it out of here long enough to revive her.”

She lay still on the floor.

“Come on, frog, she’s dead!”

He held up a finger. “Bullfrog.”

“Right. She’s dead, face it. The whole town is about to go under now. Look outside, they are everywhere.”

“True, but she’s not dead.”

“Of course she is. There’s the corpse!”

“Have you checked her pulse, Doctor?”

“No, I, uh.”

“Go on, check her.”

I reached down, mostly watching my bullfrog friend make sure a tentacle didn’t fall from his mouth. Her pulse was there. I checked it again.

“She is alive.”

“Thank you, Dr. James.”

“Help me.”

We picked her up and put her on the chaise. She opened her eyes, and they were wild. “You boys have no right. I’m going to kill you both!”

She sat up on her elbows and continued to fuss.

“You are never bringing me such a terrible breakfast ever again, and you, Dr. James, I need you to quit spreading the bloody salt all over the place. I’ve got a mind to take you out back and hog…”

“I love you too, Mrs. Constellation. You’re back to normal. I’m glad.”

“Back to… I went nowhere. I’m going to…”

Mr. Curtis pulled back the curtains in the front window.

“Hey, I never leave those…”

“I know,” I said, and led her forward to see outside.

“Down the street, that’s Phil Coleson from the farmer’s market. What’s that coming out of his nose, spaghetti?”

She looked up the street, “Martha Wright. Why is she stumbling around? Her mouth!” More noodles were dangling there.

“The salt?”

“They can’t cross it.”

The frog held up one of his empty flasks.

“Holy water?”

“Yup. Evicts them pretty much on the spot.”

She sat down at her writing desk. She reached out, grabbed a fountain pen and got it going, grabbed a piece of velvety stationery, and started barking.

“Where from?”

“Under The bakery.”

“How?”

“They get into the bread dough.”

“And there?”

“They germinate or develop somewhat.”

“Until?”

“They get eaten.”

“We think so. They get into the digestive system and then…”

“They take over, start driving.”

“Animal bodies.”

“What’s the point?”

“Invasion?”

“That’s stupid. They look like what, squid?”

“Little yellow octopuses.”

“Only have five tentacles, though.”

“Except the big one they use in fights. They keep one down their throats.”

“Right.”

“We need to get into that bakery again,” said Mrs. Constellation. “Undetected. Unnoticed. Without getting caught.”

“Yes, Mrs. Constellation?”

“Then we need to get the salt into the…”

“Around the tank and into the tunnels.”

“And the holy water?”

“Into the dough.”

“Into all the dough.”

“When the holy water is in their system?”

“Gets ugly. Creature escapes, usually through the mouth.”

“Breakfast is going to be ugly.”

“You know it is.”

“Have we any more salt?”

“There’s a box in the kitchen.”

“Okay. That’s good.”

“Let’s get our stuff together.”

“Arthur?”

“We’ll see. Not sure he’d help us.”

Mrs. Constellation slept on the couch rather than go home, which did not surprise me. We had decided our best shot was to go by midnight, and I was the only one who could not sleep. We worked for a further hour on plans and crazy schemes, trying to figure out the best way to get that holy water into the creature’s food supply. Not interested in killing them outright, we were detectives, not superheroes, but merely to free those we knew from them and make statements. Assuming we weren’t dead in the morning anyway, maybe we could make a difference.

I’d sent Arthur a message, with no way of knowing it got to him, telling him where we’d like him to meet us at midnight. We could do it without him, but his help might make things smoother.

Mrs. Constellation helped us get our gear together, fresh suits, because fresh suits, shoulder bags to carry salt, and holy water. It turned out we had two boxes in the townhouse. If I found more at the bakery, I’d take that too.

Mr. Curtis sent another note to Argus, his cab driver. We would need a good and fast getaway if I was right. No idea if he got that message, either.

Mr. Curtis always kept a network of younger frogs to help him gather information. He called them the tadpoles. They seemed clean. I just hope the dog or the owl doesn’t eat them.

Mr. Curtis went to his room after that. Soon I heard his regular chanting. Each night he meditates. He usually talked to himself tonight about our business kicking off and being more successful than it was. He was carefully going over the plan, over and over, including waking up at a proper time, and everyone getting their messages well and on time.

After that he passed out on his desk, snoring loudly, his tongue lay loosely at his side in the inkwell, and one of his knees was up, pointed into the air. He remained fully dressed and ready to go but otherwise looked as relaxed as possible. One of his arms lay curled around his magic hat.

After checking on him, I returned to my room across the hall from his. It was quiet, aside from the random scrapings of the possessed people out learning how to drive their bodies out there on the streets.

Light snow hit my window, and I kept little more light than a single candle for journaling, which I did most nights. Most nights, I was usually occupied with thinking over our cases and documenting them. I’m not sure why anyone would be interested, but then again, this one…

I put my pen down and took a drink of tea. Both Mr. Curtis and I laced everything we drank or ate now with little drops of holy water.

When someone tapped on my windowsill, I put the glass down.

I went to the window, waving my candle a little too much, and opened it. I could see owl talons.

“Fool!” said Arthur. “What are you coming out early for?”

“But you scratched on the…”

“I did not. Is the frog ready?”

“He will be.”

“And you?”

“I haven’t slept since the war, at least rarely enough to talk about. I don’t even keep a bed in my apartment.”

The owl leaned for a quick look. “Nice plush chair.”

“It’s good for sleeping when I can get some.”

“Night owl like me?”

“Good time to write.”

“I love you, Dr. James. You’re stupid.”

“I say.”

“You do?”

“Look, I’m in love with the night, but after what I’ve seen lately…”

“Experienced…”

“Right. It’s all over the place. Never thought I’d be helping anyone do anything like this.”

“It’s good to know you will tell us.”

“Of course, I will. I like it here in town, and I don’t like calamari. “

“Arthur does that mean…”

“No, I don’t hunt the likes of you, Dr. James. I only hunt the dumb, and I mean people that are still animals, not the intelligent.”

“It’s almost time.

“Get suited up.”

I closed the window, left, took my candle with me, and opened his door again.

“Mr. Curtis?” He was right in my face, hat on his head, and eying me through his monocle.

“Is it time now?” He had me by the lapels of my jacket and swung me around. I backed up to a dart board he commonly used for practicing his knife throwing.

“What? Yes.” He threw a knife. It landed by my left hand, pinning my jacket. “It’s time to get ready.” He threw another. It came close to my head. Where was he getting them from?

I quickly detached my wrist and got down from his target.

“Good goose then, Let’s get going,” he said, putting another one into the practice target, in the middle.

“That was a good one.” He took the lead and headed downstairs. “Mrs. Constellation, we’re ready.”

She quickly saddled him with the holy water, two gigantic bags of little bottles that clanked. She stuffed them with cotton. They still clanked, it just wasn’t obnoxious. For me, two-shoulder bags full of salt. It was a combination, of rock salt, some kosher, and some table salt.

“Nice.” I put some on my tongue.

“Still not possessed?” said Mr. Curtis.

“Seems like it.”

“Good then, do me.”

I held out some salt. He licked it off my hand and thought for a second. “Me neither?”

“No, I suppose not. The owl’s upstairs.”

“Let’s go.”

“Get out of here, you two idiots.”

Inside a grand, dimly lit cathedral, towering stained-glass windows cast eerie red and blue light over the stone floor. A massive owl, Arthur, lies weakened, partially consumed by writhing yellow tentacles. A rat detective and a monocled frog in a top hat stand over him, preparing to purge the parasite.

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Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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Up we went, grabbed and yanked into the sky. Clutched around our dangling arms and legs were the strong talons of an enormous beast. It flew silently. I could see brown and white in the feathers. I can’t otherwise see anything. Feathers are on my face. Those silent soaring wings. Mr. Curtis’s legs dangled below me as I watched our street fall away from us and the smoky city leave us behind.

They dropped us. I assumed it was to our deaths. I thought for sure that Mr. Curtis’s legs next to me were lifeless. We landed roughly on a tiled rooftop and rolled.

Mr. Curtis’s hat flopped by. I picked it up and sat up, then turned around quickly as a shadow crossed over me.

“What? Who?”

“It is I.”

It was Arthur, the owl.

Mr. Curtis stood up next to me and took his hat. I gave it to him, forgetting for a moment that I thought him dead just a moment before.

“I uh,” I said.

“No need,” said the owl.

Mr. Curtis reached into his hat and found another fresh outfit and started putting it on.

“Where’d you get…”

“This old thing…”

It looked freshly pressed.

The owl paced. Every few moments a ruffle would send fresh down feathers upon us. I brushed them out of my face.

“You boys,” said the owl. I swear his eyes lit up, but I don’t think they did. “You boys may be in way over your heads here.”

“What are we up against?” said Mr. Curtis, tying his tie.

The owl scraped the roof, sending tiles plummeting down to the ground below.

“I thought it might come to this.” The bird turned around. He was pacing. I thought he was preparing for liftoff.

“The bakery must be closed and cleansed. The tunnel must be closed that leads into the cave, and that will not stop them.”

“What will?” I asked.

“We’ll eventually have to find their lair and storm it. No one is safe, but in the short term, we can keep things under control.”

“How do we cleanse the bakery?”

“Salt. Holy water. Don’t eat the…” he coughed.

“And blocking the…”

“The drain…”

The owl tripped and landed in front of us. One eye was wide, the other tightly shut. He wasn’t breathing well. His beak opened, but it wouldn’t open wide enough for the creature inside to make its way clear. The first two sickly yellow tentacles pushed forth, trying to open his mouth.

I watched them in awe. We felt lost. “The surrounding town, Mrs. Constellation, the bakery, everybody, now this.” Mr. Curtis didn’t flinch.

“Thank you, my friend,” he said to the body of the owl lying before us, the creature inside trying unsuccessfully to take control of his large body. The failing eye winked at him as Mr. Curtis replaced the monocle in his left eye.

He handed me a flask and pulled quickly from his hat. It was a small one, glass with a stopper in the top

“Water?”

I saw the frog had in his hand a small salt cellar. He opened the lid, bidding me to do the same with mine. I popped it open.

“Holy water?”

“I thank you. You’ve told me enough. Now let’s cleanse my friend here.” He sprinkled the tentacles with salt. They retreated into the bird’s beak.

“Quickly friend,” he said to me.

I sprinkled some of the water onto the bird’s face, getting as much as I could on the beast.

“That’s right.” He did some more salt, going around the roof a little too. I did some more, following his lead.

The owl’s body convulsed. It flipped over. It shook. I poured a measure down the owl’s throat. The creature slowly emerged after it choked. It slid out and flopped to the rooftop, but it couldn’t cross the salt sprinkled around.

It was yellow, slimy, and pale. It resembled an octopus, but it had five tentacles instead of eight, and couldn’t easily supply support for its body weight. It blinked, looked around with a single bulbous bright blue eye, and stared us down. The person looked around.

“Looking for a way yet?” said the frog. “I’m onto you.” He faced the creative eye to eye, closing one of his own.

I carefully stepped away from them.

“I want you and your friends to leave,” said Mr. Curtis. “It’s hard enough being a frog or a rat in a world like this.”

“There’s room enough for all.”

“While true, I’m afraid I can’t condone parasites attacking my friends and neighbors.”

“We just… we must…”

“James, can you please?” Arthur was stirring. I ran to see him and helped him up.

“Of course,” I said.

“It’s just…” said the squelching squid.

“Can you live long outside of a host?”

“Yes, but not for long, and not above the surface.”

“Then I’m going to have to kick you out and ask two things.”

“What?”

“No coming above the surface.”

“And?”

“If you do, find a host that at least likes it.”

“Curtis!” I said.

“What? Somebody might.”

“Doubtful.”

“And if we don’t?”

“You may as well come kill me first next time so I won’t get in the way.”

It eyed me, where I was listening to Arthur’s heartbeat, and saw it, the place where we hadn’t sprinkled salt.

“We will come for the surface.”

It slid from me. I tried to climb the owl. Arthur just knocked me to the roof.

“Dr. James! The holy water!”

“Oh, yes!”

I pulled it from my breast pocket and uncorked it with my teeth. It reminded me of tossing grenades during the war. I tossed the bottle where it hit the creature, and mostly bounced off, but not without the contents spilling out all over the creature.

Where it spilled, what was later to be burned into the creature’s skin? It lost a tentacle, dissolving completely, then another one as it tried to run. Mr. Curtis chased it to the edge of the roof with the salt cellar, shaking handfuls of salt at it. It dodged this way and then rolled down the pitch of the roof like a ball. Its tentacles flopped and flapped like fettuccine that hadn’t quite seen enough boiling water and it fell from the roof, landing with a splat on the ground below. It opened its eye and looked up at us and I could hear in my mind. “We’ll be back. There are more.”

I squeezed my head, trying to get him out of there, thinking my body was quickly being taken over when I realized he was gone, squelching in the mud down a drain.

“Thank you, Arthur,” said Mr. Curtis.

“I’m never taking a roll from you again, Mr. Curtis.”

I walked back.

“What do we do?” I said.

“What? Do we?” Said, Arthur. “You, and you know.”

“Holy water and salt?”

“Where do we?”

“Come with me,” said Mr. Curtis. And he jumped down the drainpipe.

“I hate the drainpipe.”

I jumped down it and tried to keep my descent to the ground under control, but I couldn’t manage it. I slid out onto the dirty streets and with all the fluff, closer to the rat I know I am than the gentleman I see myself as. The tweed hid most of the dirt, so I straightened my coat as best I could. At least I’m in the shadows of the building.

“This way,” said the frog.

“What’s this way?”

“St. Albert’s cathedral. Holy water.”

I realized I’d used all I had on the poor thing.

“And salt?”

“The bakery,” said Mr. Curtis. “Besides, I still have some. Where’s the salt? Poor fellow, must I spell everything out for you?”

“No?”

I took off after him. The cathedral was several blocks ahead but faced the corner at one intersection. I could see it. It was the only place nearby where the stained glass was in red with blue and yellow. Skylights swallowed enough light at strategic angles to light the entire building with a certain glow. The morning streets were moving, but he kept on hopping rather than flagging a cab. The closer we got to it, the less I felt like flagging one down, either.

There were massive front steps of Stone, that also had a blue or red tile inserted every so often to keep up the motif, there was no sign for St. Albert’s only a large red cross in a field of yellow glass in the front with a blue letter A on each side. One was upside down, the other right side up.

We climbed the steps. It seemed like there were too many of them.

At the door, this early in the morning, I expected it to be locked. It wasn’t.

Mr. Curtis opened it and swung it wide. Giving me a look to the side. He hopped in and I followed. The door closed quietly behind us.

The tile was immaculate. I walked, hearing my footfalls echo down. “Mr. Curtis, how much exactly do you keep in that hat of yours?”

“I don’t know.”

“You always seem to have what we need in it.”

“I like to be prepared.”

“Unlikely.”

“I’m doing my best here. I was never good at magic.”

“No?”

“Much better doing this. I’d rather not be on stage. What about you?”

“You know, I’d see patients.”

“You’re retired though.”

“Doesn’t Mean I…”

Something clattered ahead of us.

“What was that?”

We ran down and found him on the floor. He was a mole, dressed in a monk’s habit, lying on the floor near a grand basin before three sets of tall solid oak doors that led further into a sanctuary.

We ran up to help him up.

“Thank you, Thank you.”

“Is this the holy water?” I asked.

“It is,” he said. One of the sanctuary doors quietly closed.

“We… need…”

“How much?”

The frog just looked at him, then back at the monk. “All of it?”

“I understand.” He reached under the basin, touched a switch, and brought out two bottles. They looked like vodka bottles, with crosses on them.

“Ah.”

“Take ‘em.”

The frog smiled. I kept one under my arm, and Mr. Curtis slid the other into his hat.

“Come on,” said Mr. Curtis.

“Not here,” said the monk, “don’t disturb him here. Yes, I know he’s here.”

We pushed through into the sanctuary. It was darker than the previous hall. He was sitting there in the front row, breathing and huffing.

We walked down the aisle and sat in front of him on the steps before the altar. His tentacles hung there without touching the floor.

“You can’t just take who you want,” I said.

“I know.” Again, the response was in my mind.

“Just let me rest.”

We sat down.

“Where do you come from?”

“Here? The deep? Depths. It’s been so long. All we know is dark.”

“Do you have a leader?”

“We have. He tells us to break free. We must take the surface back.”

“What do you think?”

“It’s too much trouble.”

“It’s not worth it.”

He perked up. “Oh, it’s worth it. I just don’t know if the cost will simply be too heavy.”

“I’d like it to work out. Is there any other way?” I said, while Mr. Curtis sprinkled salt under him all over the side floor around him and then started hitting the surrounding pew.

“We just get a host. It’s the only way we know.”

“I’m sorry,” said Mr. Curtis.

The frog doused him. I didn’t even see him pour the glass.

A foggy Victorian street at night. A rat detective and a monocled frog in a top hat stand frozen on a doorstep as an eerie figure looms in the doorway—Mrs. Constellation, her body wrapped in writhing yellow tentacles. Her eyes glow, and a sinister beak-like maw emerges from her mouth.

Shadow Street Chapter 7

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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“Mr. Curtis, what happened?”

We ran up to him where he was standing there, covered in donuts, his hat to the side. His monocle still hung from his eye and he had the silliest smile on his face.

“What?” said the frog.

There was a blank expression in his eyes.

“Let’s get them off of him.”

We started pulling donuts off him, popping them over his wrists, and then after pushing him to the ground with the cushion of baked goods around him, onto his back so we could disentangle his feet. Soon he lay there on the ground.

“Here’s your hat at least,” I said, putting it back on his head. This seemed to clear his mind ever so much and he seemed to look at us for the first time realizing…

“Well, then!” He reached into his hat and pulled out a long nightshirt. “That’ll do.” He rummaged for a second longer and pulled out a pair of red bedroom slippers. He put his feet in them, then wriggled into the nightshirt and put his hat back on. “Good as new! Come on, this way.”

He hopped down the hall, left and right.

“Which way are we going?”

“Listen, Dr. James, the singing! This way!”

He pointed in one direction and completely hopped in another. Mrs. Smith and I did our best to keep up, following his hopping flapping body in as best a serpentine fashion as we could.

“Wait, I can hear it,” said Mrs. Smith, and faint, I thought I could as well.

“It must be this way,” I said.

We scrambled around, down in the tunnels, and came around to a small balcony overlooking a large room. I covered the ceiling with glistening stalactites hanging from it. Lights from a fire pit below shined on it. There were several other small balconies like this one across the way, but they were all dark.

Down below, around the fire pit, were several folks, mostly moles, and a couple of mice, again with strange octopus creatures holding onto their faces. Each extended two tentacles, one to the left, the other to the right, and they were touching each other as they danced, or used their possessed bodies to dance around the fire pit.

“Do you recognize anyone down there?” I said.

“Anyone? I recognize all of them!”

“They all come to your shop?”

“Yes, I’ve seen all of them recently.”

“In the last few days?”

“I don’t know, but I think I’ve sold things to all of them.”

“What do we do?” said Mrs. Smith.

“Nothing yet. We’ll have to watch them,” I said.

 Curtis was back down from crawling over the edge. “No jumping just yet, friend.”

“Humph.” Mr. Curtis folded his arms.

“Cut it out.”

I peaked over the banister’s edge and looked down, but all I could see were people dancing in the dark around a fire, and what seemed just a few people at that. I pulled a small pair of binoculars out and peered down below, and got a look right into one of their mouths.

“Yeah,” I said, then looked again. They were dancing around, holding onto each other’s tentacles, and swaying around, their arms hanging by their sides, to no music I could hear, and then they released each other in unison and I watched as the creatures slowly retreated into their mouths. A moment later, they were blinking and staggering around, and the fire went out.

“Now,” I said.

Mr. Curtis jumped over the side, giving me a wink on his way over.

“What? Mr. Curtis!” said Mrs. Smith. She ran to the edge to see Mr. Curtis deftly land and slide the rest of the way down to them, on a random stair banister. He landed in his pajamas and wandered into their midst, waving his arms and acting as disoriented as they were.

“How do we?” I said.

“This way.” Mrs. Smith took me by the hand and dragged me around the corner where the stairs were. We ran down to find Mr. Curtis helping a young mole up.

“There you go.”

The mole looked at us. “Where are we?”

“No idea,” lied Mr. Curtis. “Do you know?”

“This way everybody,” said Mrs. Smith. “This way.” She waved her arms. “Link Up everybody, link up.”

Everyone took a hand, and she led us out, occasionally I took the lead for a couple of turns, and mostly, Mr. Curtis kept up the persona of a dazed fool who didn’t know where they were, like the rest of them, on one or two occasions he sent us in the right direction when no one was looking.

“This way,” said Mrs. Smith, as we passed the mushrooms.

They passed under strange pipes and up to a strange mossy set of stairs. Above them, a gas lamp, covered in metal and glass, burned and flickered, casting strange shadows on the ground.

“This way everybody, follow me,” said Mr. Curtis. He hopped cheerfully up the stairs and found the door locked, but his face didn’t falter. He twisted the handle, and it rocked, but remained still.

He pulled a fine feather from his hat and jiggered it in the lock as the other folks were climbing the stairs. It clicked with a satisfying thunk and then twisted the knob and opened it as if it belonged to him personally.

“This way, this way.” He reached in through the door and found a candle on a holder which he lit, and picking it up by the little ring holder, he went in and proclaimed everything okay. “Through here, yes, right this way.”

He led them through and into the next room, which was someone’s front parlor connected to a ballroom. All the lights were otherwise out and there was a coating of dust on the floor that was sticking to my furry toes.

“I say, Mr. Curtis…”

“This way,” said the hopping frog. He led them right to the front door, and out into the night streets. Corners were lit with gas lanterns and a couple of cabs were still on the road.

I shared a look at Mrs. Smith and then with Mr. Curtis, and we hailed three of them for our woozy friends. I paid for the coaches and Mrs. Smith and Mr. Curtis gave them all scratches behind the ears. A black pug pulled one, and Scottish terriers pulled the other two. Mrs. Smith gave them all tickets for a roll and a coffee after we sent them home. After we walked Mrs. Smith back to her shop, we wanted to see if we could see them again.

We were stepping up to her front door and about to enter when she hacked, coughed, and held her neck.

“Mrs. Smith?” I said.

“Oh dear,” said Mr. Curtis.

We held her by her arms, one draped over my shoulder, and another in Mr. Curtis’s hand, when she erupted like a spring, spitting yesterday’s lunch from last Tuesday all over the steps. She sprayed like a faucet and soup coffee and dinner rolls splattered across my vest.

“Dr. James, I… Dr. James… Mr. Curtis…”

Then the tentacles erupted from her face. They splayed out like a pinwheel in the wind and wrapped around her head. Eyes came out of her upturned mouth, with a snapping beak, and her teeth and jaw hung slack. Her eyes were dark, and staring into nothing, lids loose and unfocused.

“Mrs. Smith! Mrs. Smith!” I said.

Mr. Curtis held her hand, aiding me to support her now relatively limp body.

“Mary-Anne!” I screamed.

“Friend, I think it’s taken her.”

She shook out of our arms and staggered away, shuffling like a zombie with a broken foot, back out towards the street, then the tentacles reached and touched the ground, and pushed her feet up off the ground. It carried its body-shell with it and headed down the street, her feet trailing behind her.

“By Jove…”

One tentacle, sickly yellow and pale in the moonlight, reached up, and they carried her up and over a building, and through the chimney tops.

It left us standing in the street in front of Mr. smith’s bakery.

“It’s in the rolls,” said Mr. Curtis.

“I’m realizing that now.”

“I wonder how long we have before one takes us, too?”

“I’m not sure, but I would certainly like to know what we can do.”

“How many people have they taken already?”

“Could be hundreds?”

“More than that shop here.”

“And it’s not just here. Who knows where else this is happening?”

“This is much larger than just us.”

We were already walking home, we just didn’t realize it. We made our way around the corner and back down the hill toward shadow street.

“I think I’m going to need a change of clothes,” I said, looking at my vest.

“Me too,” said Mr. Curtis. It’s not like I keep another suit in my hat. I’ll have to think of that for next time.

“How much can you keep in that thing?”

“It’s a magician’s hat. What do you think? I don’t know. I think it would bust the illusion for me to tell you.”

“Of course.”

We hiked down shadow street, past a line of businesses on the corner, then larger residences, then into townhouses, and straight up.

“Mrs. Constellation will not understand what we are up against here.”

“No, we’ll have to explain.”

“Pale slimy creatures of the night, erupting from the mouths of our friends and neighbors.”

“A strange ritual underground.”

 “That we are likely to see next.”

The clock tower rang in the distance at one o’clock. Even from this far away, you could still see it, the face illuminated pale and dim, but there, a circle in the distance, you could count on more reliably than the half-moon above them.

Something passed in front of the moon, silent as the night. It was only briefly darker for a second, a shadow passing over them.

We looked for the source, but couldn’t see anything.

“Here we are.”

We stepped up the front steps, and I opened the door with my key, Mr. Curtis’s having been lost earlier. I had to find it, fishing through a pocket Mrs. Smith had vomited on. I gathered it, opened the door, and behind it stood Mrs. Constellation, covered head to toe in stringy yellow tentacles coming from her mouth.

The creature controlling her stared us down.

Her body was not slack, but her muscles were tense. She looked like a walking full-body muscle spasm.

“Mrs. Constellation…” I said.

“Is no more,” came from the creature. I could not tell where its mouth was until it revealed its beak the next moment and said, “And soon you too, and then the world.”

She shut the door on us. We were out in the cold. These creatures had infected our client and so many other locals, and we were certainly next.

I stayed on the first step.

Mr. Curtis went and banged on the door again. He was indignant. He beat on the door with his fists, calling over and over for Mrs. Constellation to open up. I thought him mad.

Then the door opened, and the creature trailing Mrs. Constellation’s body behind it stepped out.

“Who are you?” he demanded, standing there in his nightshirt and magician’s hat. “Tell me what you want!”

“We are coming to the surface. We are coming up from underneath, where we have lived for so long, in the shadows.”

“We know something about that. It doesn’t give to be hostile.”

“It’s the only way we’ve ever known.”

“Come on, try it.” Mr. Curtis’ face gave a wide smile, then croaked accidentally. “Excuse me.”

“I’ll think about it.”

It slammed the door on him again, then he came to sit with me on the first step.

“You know where else we can get a change of clothes?” I asked.

“I got nothing,” said the frog. He sat, looking with one eye into his hat. “Not a rabbit in sight.”