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A futuristic spaceship hangar bathed in dim blue and orange lighting. A massive stasis pod glows as a towering crab-like humanoid is frozen inside. Nearby, a woman in a sleek black dress and turquoise heels clutches a futuristic ID card, gazing out a large window at a distant, reddish-brown planet.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 11

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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They went to her room, anyway. There was a lot to discuss and do. The little room was much like a hotel room. Table, bed, luxurious accommodations, a window into space, and a bathroom that frankly freaked Janet out somewhat. It took a little getting used to. There were, let’s call them receptacles for several kinds of races to do their business and clean up. She spent the night asking questions about space. What was it like? Why was he hiding on Earth? Were there other crab people? There were plenty of answers. Big galactic governments, cheeseburgers to die for, and yes, he had a home world and never wanted to return to it. So much so that he chooses Bacon any day of the week.

In space, there were galactic weeks, all eight days; a month was eight weeks long and always started on Monday. They had Monday through Sunday, like Earth. Earth had actually been inspired by the stars by that, but the eighth day was called Yersday, and it was traditionally a day singled out for personal development and meditation. It gave everyone a three-day weekend also, so that reduced a lot of stress too. Why didn’t Earth use that day? It had lost it over the years, but mostly it had to do with trying to jam their weeks into time that would match their path around the sun, which was silly. Tracking the seasons separately from their weeks would have made it easier to move on. It perplexed Wen, and he just left it to stay at that.

They skirted around Bacon several times, and Wen softly deflected it. Janet covered loosely only in sheets and asked him again. “Tell me about Bacon. What are we looking at there?”

“Janet I…”

“I know. You don’t want to think about it, but I need to know, especially if I’m going to visit you once in a while.”

“It’s a prison planet.”

“I know that, I mean…”

“It’s brown. Essentially a mud ball on the surface, with three moons where the authorities organize their patrol ships and register everyone going up and down for a visit. I could be wrong about that number.”

“Then on the planet?”

“I’d be set up with an apartment, and all of my neighbors would be like me.”

“Big crab guys?”

“No, what you might consider supervillains from different planets and eras? The galaxy has housed them all together, as many as possible, where they can keep them all under control. Mostly we’ll get local jobs, work, occasionally brawl, but they keep groups of similar power together in what they call isolated neighborhoods so that things stay pretty even.”

“No ships.”

“No, no ships, cars, nothing to ride on. There is no transport of any kind. You’d check in on one moon, and ride a shuttle down to see me.”

“Okay. Mud, you said it’s all mud on the surface.”

“Yeah, mud and lots of rain, but Bacon is underground.”

“What is it like, a bubble?”

“Not exactly. There are these huge round hatches, large enough to land in, kind of pockmarked on the planet, and, under each, is an isolated neighborhood. Down there, under the mud, which constantly splashes in the rain and gets on, everything is an artificial city, complete with day and night cycles shining from the ceiling by projectors.”

“Then you just live down there. There are patrols, and check-ins and everyone must return to their apartment by a certain time each night.”

“What about folks they can’t keep under control?”

“It’s the hard gel. It kind of brown fluid they encase you in and then, after filling the container, with you in it, they electrify it, and instantly you are on ice.”

“Frozen?”

“Basically. Not cold, just well, frozen. Your body suffers no damage, and you can’t move, but you experience time. You wake up and experience the day, and the night, but no one is ever sure when you’re awake. Nutrition is taken care of by this mechanism. They’ll take me down in it, so don’t be alarmed when they do it to me.”

“Oh great, they aren’t!”

“Yes, they’ll have to. It’s the only safe way for me to travel down.”

“Just a shuttle?”

“Not for me. It’s almost time.”

There was nothing out the window. It all looked dark and then the planet was there. “Oh, it looks like a giant meatball in space, covered in…”

“Bacon right?”

“Yeah.”

“It’s got big steel towers all over.”

“Yeah.”

He stood by her. “We’re coming in. There are the moons over there, well, two of them anyway, and yeah.”

Both moons were pale yellow in the light reflected from the planet and the nearby sun. One was a little more cratered than the other, and one was covered in cities and lights. It took the work of a full planet’s worth of law enforcement to keep this place in check. Ships constantly flew from the surface to the moon and back. Occasionally, one was blown up.

“Escape attempt. I assume it happens daily.”

“Oh.”

She held him.

“I don’t want you to go.”

“I know, but it’s not forever. They’ll set up the visitation situation, and you ought to know you, and not Barton, are getting all the credit for bringing me in. I talked to him about that. This is his job. He can’t collect the bounty.”

“What’s that mean?”

“It means you’ll have some galactic credits to get you started with.”

“Ah. Oh?”

He smiled at her in the dim light of the cabin. “You’d better get dressed.”

“Ah, ack! Where are my shoes?” She pulled the sheet off the bed and looked under it. She pulled the turquoise shoes out from under a sofa and pulled her black dress from off the bed. She pulled it on, and Wen helped her with her shoes, and kissed her hand, slowly and softly, just as there was a knock on the door.

It opened, and Barton stood there with two towering robots behind him. They were armed, and by that their arms ended not in clear hands but weapons instead, sharp points, lasers, mass drivers, missiles, and a rack of throwing stars.

“You’re ready Wen?”

“Of course.”

“We don’t need these guys, right?”

“The robots are unnecessary, no.”

“That’s What I like to hear. Come on, let’s go. It’s time.”

We stepped out into the corridor and allowed the robots to flank him just a little. With Janet on his right, and Barton on his left, they walked down the hall to the elevators. Barton waved his hand at it. His pass seemed to light up, embedded in his hand, and the doors opened.

They got in, and Barton said, “Four, please.”

The tube shot up, and let them out into a steamy room, lit mainly by orange and green lights coming through the grates on the floor, with some heavy spotlights from above. There was a large open spherical depression on the floor, and from it blew a tower of green steam.

“You know how this works,” said Barton.

“I know. It doesn’t mean I have to like it, though.”

“True.”

“Wen!”

“Janet, I…” she kissed him before he could finish.

The robots pushed Wen from the back, but he shrugged them off. “You don’t need to do that.” He looked them in the face and stared them back. He stepped down into the depression, and waited, standing in the steam and telling Janet he’d see her shortly while three bent spikes came down from the ceiling until they were just above him.

They started blasting when he closed his eyes. Starting from his midsection, a bubble of bright orange material expanded, floating almost weightless as it grew around him until it covered his shoulders, legs, feet, hands, and finally his head.

“Oh Wen, no.” He struggled, fought, and appeared to gasp for air, and then they shot a bolt of electricity through the liquid and it all turned blue and solid, resting on the floor. Wen could no longer move, frozen there for transport.

“Is he dead?”

“Oh no, we won’t even keep him like this all that long. Haul him up!”

The floor flattened, and the two blaster bots got behind it and rolled him away. They rolled him through a side door that closed, but not before Janet saw him one last time.

She turned to Barton and grabbed onto him.

“I know,” he said. “I’ve got people down there too that are close to me. Come on. We’ve got more business to take care of.”

He led her out the door. They walked down the hall. “Down here.”

“What’s going on?”

“Don’t worry, it’s good news.”

She followed him into a stuffy office in the middle of the ship. There were no windows, but she could see the planet below, a giant bacon-covered meatball rotating beneath them.

The room has a single, smallish table in the middle. Two people, beings, sat on the other side. One looked as human as anyone, maybe slightly large on the ears, and the other was another of the folks that reminded her of talking celery.

“Please sit down miss Janet…”

“Roberts.”

“Roberts, Thank you.” The celery was doing the talking.

“We are prepared to transfer to you a rather sizeable sum of money following the capture of your friend, who was wanted on thirteen systems. We know you are new to the intergalactic community, so we’ve set you up with a valid identification card, and bank account. It’s all here in this folder.”

He handed over a small folder that fit into her hands. She opened it and read through it. It was like a tight small wallet that ended in a computer.

“You can read all the documents? Is the language okay?”

“Yes, it seems fine.”

She had no pockets, so she just held onto it.

“What’s this computer in the back?”

“There’s an earphone you can use. Think of it like a tablet computer phone thing, all in one.”

“And it’s mine?”

“Oh, yes.”

“How do I recharge it?”

“You don’t need to.”

“What?”

“It’s got a twelve-year battery. Just before it dies, another will be delivered to you. Questions?”

“I need to pick up a few things. Are all ties with Earth gone?”

“We’ve intervened on Earth. You are no longer wanted, but they think you and the creature are lost to the sea. Video of you jumping and flying around with him is still widely circulating on all digital social media platforms.”

“So you’re saying…”

“You’ll be recognized quickly. What we gave done is send a group of unwitting police to seize everything in your apartment. Would you like to go through it?”

“You got my stuff? Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Because I figured you were more interested in hanging out with the big guy.”

“Right. Where is it?”

“This way.”

He took her down the hall and opened another door that was full of evidence boxes. They were open, lined up, and ready for her to go through.

“I’ll come back.”

“Okay.”

The door slid closed. She lifted lids on cardboard boxes and pushed them around, some larger than others. She located her rolling luggage. “Check.” Then searched until she found her favorite shoulder/carry-on bag. That was good. She found a couple of purses, threw away most of them, but kept three and started packing them. If it didn’t fit, there was no way she’d take it beyond this. She was keeping the black dress and the turquoise pumps as well. She found her underwear, good god, she was glad to see that, her favorite sunglasses, her best jacket, and a good assortment. She found the most comfortable sneakers, kept a pair of boots, and when she was finished, and ready to let the rest of it go, the door slid open.

“Ready?”

“Yeah. Thanks for bringing all this up.”

“My pleasure.”

She pulled her luggage behind her, her other bag over her shoulder, redressed, and was ready to move on.

A futuristic spaceship corridor lined with sleek metallic doors, illuminated by soft blue lights. A woman in a black dress and turquoise heels walks hand in hand with a towering crab-like humanoid. Nearby, a group of diverse aliens and humans converse in a lounge, watching them with curiosity.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 10

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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“So, what’s going to happen to us now?” said, Janet.

“Well,” said Barton. He sat for a moment in a chair with his hands folded in front of his mouth. His feet dangled beneath him. “For you, that all depends. You know we’re out here now, so I imagine life can never be the same.”

“No crazy memory wipes or anything you do to people?”

He laughed. “No, not really. The human brain, as you will find, is far too complex for that kind of thing.”

“Not that I’d ever forget him. What about him?”

“Well, that’s tricky. He’s been hiding out on Earth for some time and endangering folks there.”

“I endangered no one.”

“Did you see the way they reacted? All the missiles, national guard. I think that counts, even if you are hiding as a cave monster in a fake cave.”

“Yeah well…”

“We’ve told you before you can’t stay planet side on earth long without getting off the planet. Causes this very thing. With Wen here, I don’t have a choice.”

“No choice?”

“He violates intergalactic law. Had he been forward in time a couple to five hundred years in the future, it wouldn’t have mattered?”

“But because…”

“Earth is still in the dark about the rest of us, and he knew it and this isn’t the first time we’ve had to pull him out…”

We exchanged a look with Janet, who then looked at the floor.

“Sentence has already been passed.”

They looked over at Barton.

“Your lawyer did a bang-up job, but the judge… it’s no use. I’ve got to take you to Bacon.”

“What’s Bacon?” said, Janet. “I’m assuming you aren’t talking about lovely crispy sweet breakfast bacon?”

“No.” he stopped for a moment. “Bacon is a prison. Sort of a holding facility for super-powered folks, aliens too strong for normal containment. I’m sorry.”

“Excuse me? After all this, including dragging me into space, that’s the best thing possible?”

“It’s the way it is. Look at it like this. You have a new life, one in which you may eventually be reunited with Wen here. His sentence isn’t too long. He’s got to go to Bacon. You know there’s more out here. I can’t change that. I can get you situated, set you up, and show you how to get around in space. I can show you how to get back and forth to visit Wen frequently, and when he’s released, then the two of you will be free to travel the Galaxy together.”

She turned, to look out the window. “I suppose I could also just return to Earth?”

“If that’s what you want. Yes.”

“I assume that if I leave, I can’t come back again.”

“Also true. You can come back in the future after the earth is part of the federation.”

“Right.”

“Stay with me,” said Wen.

“How long until his sentence is up?”

“A hundred years.”

“A hundred!”

“Hey, that’s not so long in space. It’s not the same as on earth.”

“So, I can leave Earth behind and wait for Wen for a hundred tear-like years whatever that means out here, and See Wen every once in a while, leaving earth behind, or go back, and… I’ll be…”

“Dead before he gets out, yeah. The important thing is our next jump isn’t for about seventy-two hours, so there’s time to think about it. Assuming neither of you steals a ship and tries an escape, you can tell me in a couple of days.”

“If we steal a ship and try to escape?”

“We’ll shoot you down before you can reach Earth. Lots of automatic weaponry. I know little about it. If we miss, it’s a self-destruct. Okay?”

He hopped up, and shook Wen’s claw, then extended his hand to Janet. She shrugged and took it.

“Good,” He said. “Okay. Y’all are limited to decks A and B. You’re on a now. Your room is on B. I’ll be around. He threw them each a pass. Wear these. They’ll identify you and keep the elevator from taking you to decks C and D, which might cause them to explode.” He stopped, enjoying the shocked looks on Wen and Janet’s faces. “Not really. Just big alarms.” He chuckled.

“The passes will let you in your rooms, all that. I’ll be around. Smack the image of my face there on the card and I’ll get an alert you want to see me. Great way to annoy me frankly, if that’s what you’re after.”

“Okay.”

“See You shortly.” He left, the door closing quietly behind him.

They were alone, if you could call it that, in the glass conference room.

“Would you wait?”

“I’m thinking. Job’s gone. Can’t go back there. My family probably thinks I’m dead, anyway. I’ve got no ties. I’m ready to just sit and hate you for a couple of minutes.”

“Why?”

“Because I want to wait for you, and I don’t want to wait for you. I want to go back to earth, and I want to get a ticket and just head out into the galaxy. I mean, what’s out there? How much is there to see? And, were you ever going to stop hiding, and tell me what was out here? I love you, but forgive me, you’ve never been able to communicate all that well.”

“I know. Sorry, but stay. Give space a chance. Visit me once in a while. See how it goes, then when I’m out, let’s see if we can make it work. In space, a hundred years of space travel isn’t the same.”

“Tell me about this Bacon place.”

“Bacon is, like he said, kind of a super prison. Everyone has secured apartments where they are supposed to stay, but the surface is covered in giant patrol robots that are supposed to blast anyone who tries to get out. No shop ships are allowed within the distance of a teleport machine.”

“Or?”

“Well the moons, three or four of them I think are little battle planetoids that will take shots at any ship that zaps anybody off-world, if they want to go, which means those in Bacon also take part in the planet’s defense.”

“Interesting.”

They watched the Earth. It sat under the sun, slowly rotating, and unable to see them.

“Come on, you lug. Show me around this spaceship.” She dragged him out of the conference room and they walked around the outer perimeter of the ship, which was all made of glass like the outer wall of the conference room, or at the least, they were clear windows, whatever they were made of. They walked, and walked, around the oblong ship, which was about the size of a football field, possibly a little longer. The forward pod was another large room and comprised a large triangular observation deck. It looked like it was set up for something closer to parties than conferences. They followed the earth as long as they could until they made it round to that front corner party room. It was empty save for two forward-facing couches and a line of tables at the back that looked like they were used to laying out food.

They left the forward lounge and walked back along the other side of the ship until they found the room opposite the room where they were held earlier. It was so dark. There were so many stars, but there was also so much darkness. She pressed her face against the window and looked out.

“How much life is out there?”

“The universe is teeming with life.”

“Everywhere?”

“Not all planets are safe harbors, but there are uses, minerals, or whatnot on any planet that are useful if you look for them.”

“But planets, like Earth?”

“There are a certain number of planets the federation would, rather. If he visited like yours, just get yet, but there are plenty of planets that are just fine.”

“Why’d you come to Earth?”

“Hiding.”

“And you met me.”

“And when you did, you should have screamed.”

“But I didn’t. I could tell you were kind. Why were you hiding?”

“I killed a man, in the wrong place at the wrong time, for both of us. That was the best mistake of my life, because of you.”

She took him in her arms and squeezed him tight. He ran a claw through her hair. “I so love you.” She kissed him, jumping into his arms.

“Does anyone else look like me? Or like you?”

“I’ve got a planet, yes, and we are not unknown about the galaxy, but humans are a little more well-known. You’ll find that there are pockets of you that have left the planet frequently, but there are also many other planets where the conditions were similar enough and similar enough creatures to yourself. You won’t be among just aliens. Even him back there, though he looks enough like you, is not from Earth.”

“It’s Interesting That now I’m the creature.” That made her laugh.

She took him by the claw and they walked around to the back of the ship. From there, across a rail, they could see the engines blasting behind the ship, at least at a dull roar to keep the ship lumbering through space to keep up with the earth.

They were low and blue, but she could feel the vibration coming from them, and this close to them they vibrated the floor, walls, and everything around them.

“Come on, this is cute, but,” she said.

“I’m with you,” he said. They turned the corner and walked back until they passed the first room they were in earlier, only passing one other person, who looked human save for light bluish skin and three eyes.

He nodded to them and waved back.

“Hi,” said Janet.

“Hello there.” He continued down the hall, on his way somewhere.

They returned to the middle. “Here we are,” said Wen. There a bank of doors stood. “Go, swipe your card at a door.”

“How?”

“Probably just have to get close to one.”

She walked over. Her turquoise heels hurt a little. The door gave a soft ding and opened wide.

“In we go.”

They walked on the elevator, and it closed behind them.

The elevator spoke to them. “Passes restricted to decks A and bB taking you up to deck B assuming that’s your destination.”

“Yes, thank you.”

“All right then,” said the elevator. In a blink, the doors opened again, and what was an orange gall was now in shades of blue. “Out you go, you have arrived at deck b.”

“Right.” She stepped off.

“This is probably all cabins.” They walked the perimeter again. This time, it was a hallway full of doorways on both sides. Every ten doorways, there was a lounge with a window in the space.

In the first lounge, three humans sat talking with someone that, to Janet, looked like a giant celery. They waved. One human, a young dark lady with slightly pointed ears, said, “Are you the one on the way to Bacon?”

“Yes,” said Wen. “News moves fast.” She looked at Janet, sizing her up. “Was she worth it?”

“Every minute.”

“Hey, I can talk to myself. Wen is one of the best people I’ve ever known. I love him, and I don’t care what you think about it.”

“I wasn’t, I didn’t…”

“Mean it?”

“Yeah. It’s a big galaxy, sorry, but this might be too much.”

“You know what? I think I’m just going to find out.”

She pulled her pass up from around her neck and smacked Burton’s face on it. “Yes, Janet?” She could hear his voice over the local speakers in the ceiling.

“I’m staying in space. Can I make that official?”

“Yep, thanks for letting me know. I’ll get the paperwork together and have it for you in the morning. Thanks.”

“Thank you.”

“Okay, Bye.”

His voice cut out, leaving some soft music playing.

“Where are our rooms?” She said.

“This way,” said Wen.

The celery snapped.

A massive glass-walled conference room aboard a futuristic spaceship. A woman in a black dress and a towering crab-like humanoid sit at a sleek table. Outside the window, Earth and the Moon hover in the distance, while a mysterious agent leans back in his chair, watching their reaction.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 9

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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This is a draft version of a chapter from John Saye’s book, Longevity and Other Stories. If you are daring, why not subscribe to my newsletter (they come few and far between), and I’ll send you a PDF copy of the book?

The smell of popcorn filled the air as they ran through the green space in the middle of the park. People were scattering left and right, police or guards chased them at every angle and for the first time, Janet saw a soldier, dressed in green, carrying a rifle.

Behind him, we’re three or more soldiers and a Humvee. It looked like they were just coming in.

“This way, everyone, we must evacuate.” It was over a speaker, Janet couldn’t pinpoint where it was coming from, but she could see people were being gathered behind a barrier as the military was coming in. 

A drone, small with a camera, was following them, buzzing through the trees, low. It didn’t slow Wen down. He jumped and thrashed through the trees, putting as much distance between them as he could.

Janet held Wen close. She looked back. She saw a tank tearing its way through the park’s front gate, and she held Wen closer around his waist, reaching up to hug him around the chest as best she could without falling off.

The park security was still helping, running to the other side as the military came in, but they were rushing out of the room, and she could see that pretty soon they met the corner.

She yelled into his ear, “that way, get to the tower.”

He jumped into a pond full of koi, and splashed his way through it, then stared down the drone, smacking it with a claw. It splashed into the water, and then they came out the other side as a rocket shot from a tube from one soldier and past them, exploding the front facade of blueberry falls.

It exploded in a giant fireball. The entire entrance caved in, and she could see all those clocks, trying to go off as they were melting, burning, and falling. Then the roof caved in with a kawoosh. Dust and fire flew from the front as the fireball rolled in slow motion, and the front caved in, crashing down.

They jumped, flying out over a fence, and through a garden on his way through to where two older rides here were. They felt exposed, a great roller coaster, a rickety wooden monster called Whiplash Fever, and a tower-style free fall ride that Janet had only ridden once before. It went up a hundred-fifty feet, just a circle of seats that rotated up and gave you a panoramic view of the area. When you were at the top, you could see the ocean. She hated it, and she knew it would be the last, the endgame. They would get cornered there, but there was no place left she could think of, no clever direction, or a place she could think of to hide him anymore. At last, there they went.

He got to the base of the tower and another rocket flew right by them, blasting into the big wooden coaster, sending it up into flames,

“Come on, big guy, just one last to climb.”

“Okay.”

He jumped on the tower and climbed over the seats. Everything was off, and it was dark. Tanks were moving in, and keeping aim, but not shooting yet.

He looked up at the top. Far from water, far from everything. He’d come here from who knew where. His mind was fuzzy. But this woman. He’d do anything. He clamped onto a series of cables on the side of the tower and began the climb, with Janet up on his shoulder, holding on.

He climbed onto the cables, anywhere he could find purchase, and used the side of a steel ladder out here for whoever might ever have to climb this thing.

He made it up past the trees, and could feel the warmth of Janet’s skin on his, and hugged her to him, then went back to climbing. Occasionally a shot would ring out from a soldier, and several of them were using bullhorns calling for them to come down, let the girl go, and turn themselves in. Every time Janet said to keep going, keep going up. Don’t listen to them.

Before long, they passed where they could hear anyone below. It was just the two of them in the wing. First so many feet, they could see the surrounding park, now filled with the US army. She could see her apartment because they climbed and climbed until they could see houses around the park. Drones surrounded them. They all looked like they were just filming, but they also looked, some of them, like they could take a shot. She wasn’t sure why they hadn’t fired a rocket at the base and just taken them down, but she did her best just to concentrate on holding on. It was getting windy enough up here.

Wen swatted a drone getting too close, and it went teetering to the ground and crashed into the vase. They were already so high that it didn’t matter. When it hit the bottom, they couldn’t hear it.

About halfway up, the drone just sucked and backed off and they were alone. He climbed and climbed, taking her to the top, knowing when they got to the top, it was as far as they could go. Options were rapidly decreasing, and they were both higher than either of them could fall and survive. He trudged, carrying Janet, his love, until they made it to the top.

It was larger up there than either of them suspected. The top had a nice flat fade to stand on, even with a railing. It wasn’t completely secure, but it was better than being on the side. He climbed over the railing and he and Janet rolled onto their faces and caught their breath.

“This is it,” said Wen.

“I know.”

“You could have given me up down there and gotten away.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Why?”

“Because I wanted every moment, I could have with you.”

“I love you.”

She kissed him on the top of that tower and held him and his clawed hands close as the sound of the helicopters arrived. They could hear the soft thump of the rotors.

They stood together, knowing it was their last moment, and waiting for the end, that blast from one of these black helicopters when one of them approached close and extend a ladder, and a short man no taller than four feet, with a thick brown beard, and a dark suit on, wearing thick reddish black goggles dropped to the roof.

“Miss Janet?” He offered a hand. He was smiling, and it seemed genuine, so she took it. He waved to Wen. “You are kind of hard to catch, my friend. Thanks, Barton,” said Wen.

“You know him?”

Wen shrugged. “We’ve met. Barton isn’t here to help us, you know. Yes, nice, but he means business.”

“I’m afraid it’s true. There’s nowhere to go. I can get you off this tower without you crashing to your death, and I can get you out of here alive if you just let me take you.”

“What will happen to us?”

“Well, big guy, you know where I have to take you.”

“Bacon?”

“Yeah.”

“And Janet?”

“That depends on her. If you both go quietly, we’ll do a debriefing with her and see where it goes from there.”

“Can I visit him?”

“At Bacon? You want to just go with him?”

“What’s Bacon? A breakfast nook? Probably not right?”

“It’s kind of…”

“Space prison,” said Wen.

“That’s putting it a little bluntly. It is more like a place he can be himself without having to hide.”

“Where no one else can see him, right?”

“He’d disappear, yeah.”

The wind picked up. The helicopters were getting a little close. Janet’s dress was flying all around her.

She hugged her crab man and kissed him again.

“Or we could just blow up the tower with y’all on it.”

“Shut up.”

“Take us up,” said Wen. “I’ll go, just don’t hurt her.”

“Good idea. Let’s get off this tower then, right?”

He smiled and waved to the helicopter ladder hanging by them. You first, m’lady, then the big guy. I’ll be right behind you.

They climbed the ladder, which seemed even less stable than any of their previous climb. It was rubbery, yet strong, and it held its weight fine, but the view with nothing around them wasn’t comforting. The noise of the helicopter made talking nearly impossible.

When Janet reached the top, Barton held out a hand to help her in.

“But, you were…” she looked down. He wasn’t behind them.

“Sorry,” he said. “I can do that.”

He took a bulky headset with a thick blue foam microphone and showed them a seat where she could sit and strap in.

Then, as Wen clambered into the helicopter, again, Barton helped him in and showed him to a seat next to Janet.

Then the helicopters turned to leave, and in the lead of them all, she watched out the open door, his claw in her hand as her town went by under them. She saw her apartment go by again, the store she liked, a shopping center, and a swimming pool. There were quite a lot of swimming pools. They crossed out over the ocean and turned. Going low, she assumed they were heading for a base or something.

She watched people on the beach, tons of swimmers in the water, dark shadows, and sharks. There were more sharks than people, but they seemed not to notice each other down there.

The strip of hotels and sunbathers fell away and became homes, big expensive mansions on the ocean, and more pools, and then she realized that instead of getting lower they were getting higher.

“Where are we going?”

“Up.”

“You’re such a dork.”

“Why Thank you.” He smiled at her. “Not long now.”

We looked out the window at the sea, then the doors opened in front of them in the sky. A doorway, long and wide, easily large enough to land all these helicopters in, opened wide out of nowhere.

They set down, and the rotors came to a halt above them as the others came in and landed nearby.

She went to the edge, with Barton close behind. “What is this?”

“A ship.”

“What kind? This is crazy.”

“You’re in love with an eight-foot-tall crab man.”

“I see your point.”

“Come on, they’ll close the doors in a second.”

Lights blinked on the left and right sides of the bay doors. Sir, she stepped back, and they closed her in.

“Come on, this way.”

She followed Barton and found Wen’s arm again.

“Up here.”

They followed him into a glass elevator and rode up a couple of floors to a conference room made of glass. They could see the bay full of helicopters, and other things she wasn’t sure of, and on the other side, the open sea. There was a large triangular emblem on the floor made of a slowly spiraling inward series of triangles. The tables were made of glass, and there was a wide range of chairs around.

“I’m in a flying invisible aircraft carrier. This is stupid like I’m in some kind of movie.”

“It’s not an aircraft carrier,” said Barton. He dropped into a chair by the big table, as did Wen. She couldn’t tear herself away from the window.

Wen and Barton exchanged a look, then they watched Janet as the sea quickly vanished in a single whoosh. You could barely feel the ship moving, but a second’s worth of blur later and they were looking at the earth. The moon was off to the right.

“What the actual hell?”

An amusement park at dusk, neon lights reflecting off wet pavement. A towering crab-like humanoid carries a woman in a sleek black dress and turquoise heels. They leap from a rooftop, silhouetted against the twilight sky, while below, stunned officers and cheering spectators watch in awe.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 8

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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The police filled the theater. Well, fifteen did, including the mustache man, who seemed in charge. They walked through the back of the theater in the dark, searching for an eight-foot crab man and his tour guide girlfriend, who seemed to have lost her shoes in the last little while, as if they could just blend in with everyone else.

The rest of the cops, and there were a few, stayed outside to keep anyone else coming in as if this were the only entrance to the building.

They canvas out, and tiptoed the steps up and down the aisles on one side, the audience in the dark save for the few people who couldn’t help from recording video on their phones. All of them had a brief blur of light flashing on their face. The auditorium could hold a couple of hundred folks and be currently about half-full. On the other side, instead, a stage was a great big aquarium wall from edge to edge that looked out forever, even though it looked that way by professionals. In the tank, we’re a variety of fish, including a couple of lumbering, very well-fed sharks, and three mermaids, three ladies, dressed in mermaid costumes, with incredibly long flowing, floating wigs that surrounded every move they made with graceful edges. They were dancing to a song that was being piped into the auditorium and one of them; looked like the one on the left was mouthing the words like she was on Broadway and trying to project her lip-syncing to the very back row, and she did that exceptionally well.

Tubes floated about every three or four feet that bubbled, and though the ladies were incredibly adept at holding their breath, you had to breathe sometimes, and there it was.

As the cops crossed in front of the aquarium wall, their black silhouettes screwing up everyone’s video of the presentation, the mermaids started pulling air from the tubes much more often, to where the lead had to blow a huge bubble in the middle of her big part.

They then started a dance where they turned and flipped, and they flew into the sky, presumably gasping for air as it was Janet and Wen who helped there, up and out of the aquarium.

One of them was hiding in the dressing room.

One of them screamed, and another started giggling. They were backing away, their latex fins flapping when Wen spoke. “Please do not be afraid.”

“What are you, some kind of mascot for Captain Tacos?”

He smirked, which was interesting to watch because it involved lots of difficult muscle movements and his feelers popped up as well.

“No, I’m off the sea. I have a brief memory of wince I came.”

“Did he just say ‘wince?’”

“He did. Darling, you are hot.”

“He’s mine!” said Janet, and she was between them.

“I’m not butting in, but can y’all help us if you’re going to be up there?”

Janet scowled, but helped. They were just sitting there. With those fins on, they couldn’t get up.

“Of course,” said Wen. He picked each of them up, and Janet helped them out of their fins.

“Excuse us, coming through!”

While he, an eight-foot crab monster, Jan stood there, helping Janet get the fins off three beautiful young ladies, four clowns dressed like sea lions, passed through and went face-first into the water.

One of them yelled to the last one, get the shark thing on your way. Then they were gone. The last guy picked up what looked like a crazy harpoon gun before jumping in.

One of them popped up for a second and said, “New act?”

“No?” said, Wen.

Once the mermaid’s fins were hanging up, and they were standing there in bikinis, drying off enough to throw something on, one looked up, then at Janet. “It’s him, isn’t it?”

“Yeah,” said Janet.

“This is the monster of blueberry falls, right?”

“It is.”

Janet hugged him around the waist.

“How long has he been hiding out there?”

“Time? For a little over a year,” said Janet.

“My god. I should scream, but Janet, what are you going to do?”

“Run?”

“You can’t do that forever.”

“I know.”

“This is like a legit space man moment!”

“What?”

“I Jean, this is the thing where you too run like hell, and then eventually while you’re sleeping, the black ops guts get you, and string you up by your toenails and ask you tons of questions you don’t know the answer to, while they race him away and pack him on ice so he can’t hurt anyone.”

“Dizzying,” said Wen. “I wouldn’t hurt anyone.”

“Unless they went after her, right?”

“I suppose?”

“Janet, is he a good kisser?”

“Oh, so good!”

“Then you know it, those guts are probably about three to five minutes before knocking to get in here. Y’all got to get out!”

“What’s the best way?” said, Janet.

“Through the pool.”

“Down there?”

“Sure! It is full of bubblers, so every few feet you can get a gulp of air. Then, towards the back, there’s a rock. From the glass, it doesn’t look that big, but from the inside, it’s huge. There’s a tunnel down there that leads straight back to another tank where they keep fish we are getting ready to let into the big one.”

“Okay, don’t you think I need more than a bubbler or something to breathe? Are they on the other side?”

“Yeah, they go back. I know I’ve snuck boyfriends back there, and we made it fine.”

“More than once,” said another.

“Okay, frequently, all right? Gimmick a break.”

Three knocks sounded on the door.

“In you go,” said one mermaid, and pushed Janet into the pool.

“We peeked at her.”

“Well, I figured you’d be fine. Get in!”

Three more knocks. “We’re coming in police!”

He jumped in after her where Janet was struggling to get down to one tube the bubblers were pouring the air in with. Meanwhile, the mermaids threw off their robes to kiss the incoming cops to see how dedicated they were to their jobs. At least one got a new friend for life.

Wen pulled Janet down to the bubbler and waved at the cheering crowd while Janet got used to it and took a good breath and stopped kicking so much.

Her shirt rode up around her, filling with bubbles. Those trying to do their show were astonished by the crab man busying in on them. Only one of them realized he was a) completely at home under the water in that getup, and b) didn’t need the tubes to breathe anything.

One shark swam by and he caressed its smooth vellum belly as it passed. It came to face for more.

When pointed at the rock at the back.

Janet nodded her head, and he took her by the hand.

They swam, mostly him doing the work, pulling her along, and they entered the cave at the back, but not without waving to their cheering public, who were already blowing up their cellular data plans, uploading everything right away online.

They ducked down into the cave and Janet found something that made her love the girls upstairs in a heartbeat, a bubble tube she could carry with her. They swam down the tunnel, no longer decorated for anyone’s pleasure, and passed several fish who were usually out in the big tank on their way out to the other end, where there was a barrier.

After they floated there, Janet saw the pull and pulled it, opening the sliding door. The swimmers pulled the door behind them as they swam out into the next pool.

Janet looked up and saw about a hundred swirling stingrays. He smiled at her and, pulling her by the hand, swam up into the middle of the swirl. The stingrays reacted to him, scattering as they approached. Janet wondered was the magic was normal, but she was busy running out of air, so she sort of lost interest.

They popped up in the middle of the pool, and she took a huge breath.

“I have never wanted to talk so much in my life!”

“What did you want to say?”

“I do not know. Let’s get out of here.”

They climbed out. She looked fine. Her clothes were dripping.

“Shit, she’s right.”

“What?”

“Where will we go? They’re just going to find us.”

“Look, there’s a couch and a gym bag by the side. See if there’s a change of clothes. I’m sure they won’t mind if we take it.”

“Look like a towel, too.”

She dried herself off. He enjoyed watching her disrobe and toss her wet shirt aside.

Rummaging through the gym bag, she scoffed.

“I can’t believe this!”

“What?”

“There’s only a dress in here, oh, and shoes.”

“Shoes? That’s good, right?”

“High heels?” Naked, with the black dress over her arm, she held the five-inch turquoise heels up to show him. “I can’t run in these!”

“I’ll bet they look great on you.”

She rolled her eyes, and kissed him anyway, then pulled on the dress and screw it, the shoes too.

The mermaid show let out. After a series of other acts, each one a little more disturbing than the last, and no more sightings of the crab man, the doors opened, and everyone filed out. Several folks were milling around talking about the crab man. Several of them were on their way to Captain Tacos, some were talking to the officers. They were showing each other their videos and counting their comments and likes, and giving each other thumbs-ups.

The officers in the dressing area above the tank found themselves joined by the clowns in fins, and after waving goodbye, joined others chasing around and down the hall. They stormed into the back room, just as Janet jumped up to ride Wen out the door. He tore across them, swinging with his great claws, and knocked one man right to the ground, and another man down into the tank. He immediately started screaming and saying “sting rays,” repeatedly.

Wen bounded through an extensive set of double doors, carrying Janet at his side, kicked through, and bounded down the hall. Her hair flew behind her. Her eyes were bright, and she was singing as he trounced one officer after another. This one down, that one in the dirt, up on the wall, hooked on a giant hook by his jacket, down under a table, up through a window. He yelled a lot as he flew through, head first, shoes last, and lots of shattered glass everywhere. They bounded out the back door, slamming it with his claws.

They were a pair. He with his armored exoskeleton and she in her black dress and turquoise pumps. She thought, all I need is some nice shell earrings or something, right? No problem. He jumped across the alley, up on a pole. He hit a corner and broke it off. Then Janet, still holding on, jumped back on the roof of the building behind him, housing all the tanks. He got to his feet.

“Ready?”

“Ready!” he jumped off the roof, and out onto the ride building for the haunted house. He climbed to the roof, with Janet by his side, and everyone in the courtyard cheered. One of them got him on her camera phone again.

“Gotcha.”

“Thank you,” said the man next to her. He took the phone from her hand, without her even knowing it.

She couldn’t see his face, with its disguise, and she could almost concentrate on it. Then he stepped back.

“Where’s my phone?” She turned and lost where he was. She was by herself, looking around as Wen and Janet jumped from the roof of the haunted house and landed right in front of her.

“Hi.”

“Hi back,” said Janet.

“You look nice,”

“Thank you.”

They bounded off down the way.

A bustling amusement park with a pirate stage show in progress. A towering crab-like humanoid and a woman stand atop the mast, silhouetted against the sky. Below, cheering park guests and startled actors watch as they prepare to swing away. Authorities push through the crowd, desperate to capture them.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 7

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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They ran from the log flume, Janet riding the creature’s thigh while holding onto his waist. In the sun he looked a little bluer than red, and for the first time in good light you could see a raggedy loincloth over his midsection, his legs were more human than anything else, though still covered in patches of hard armor, and his face, out in the sunlight was larger than a man’s but had armor plates across his cheeks and forehead. His mouth appeared human, wide in a roar as they bounded through the park, people jumping left and right as they ran.

Around his mouth, what looked like a shaggy beard coming through the cracks in the armor was closer to feelers. They twitched as they ran, smelling the air. Nearby there was popcorn warming up, cotton candy being freshly spun, and the smells of fresh caramel and salt were everywhere.

A mane of shag behind him flapped in the breeze. You could call it hair when it wasn’t a wet mess, but it was closer to blue than any recognizable color.

They bounded through the kid’s section of the park where there was a large picnic field surrounded by rides, dairy food stands, and a grandstand where they were playing something relatively patriotic. 

On one side of the field was a spinning hat ride, three or four people per spinning top hat. As they bounded past, then through, people tried in vain to get a look at this monstrosity running through the ride. The ground already had a swirly pattern on it, and that mixed with the whirling heat made it impossible to focus on them. They were a blur of bluish-red, leaping through the psychedelic color palette. One child screamed while her mother sat next to her.

Another hat full of kids tried to get a look at him, leaned just the wrong way, lost their equilibrium in the worst fashion and all of them threw up at once in a spiral pattern. The ride operators all called it the open blender. Imagine a blender full of milk and your favorite fruit, maybe some pomegranate juice for good measure, and it’s time for a smoothie. You hit the button, but where is the top? Soon the smoothie is all over the counter, the blender, you, anything you own, and these kids looked like that, but it was total vomit lunch, the amalgamation of all things cotton candy, corn dogs, and a healthy amount of chips, and queso dip, with jalapeños, in all directions like a spinning top.

Janet and the creature were bounding through and could not see the carnage clearly, but she turned and saw some of it as it exploded out. The trouble was, as fast as the hats go, a kid can cover a lot of ground with a single or double hurl, and this would certainly mean they’d have to shut the ride down. Already the second hat exploded with vomit, and then a third, spinning and flinging vomitus muck in every direction.

Janet could hear them screaming, and varying how just over the sides of their hats as she and the creature bounded out into the field.

They ran through people hanging out, through packs of teenagers trying to be cool, and families attempting to give picnics that they had dragged coolers full of stuff into this park to eat. The father was already thinking of just tossing the coolers here because he was tired of carrying them.

They ran through the grass, his clawed feet digging into the dirt, and he felt free for the first time since he’d met Janet. His face was full of cheer. His smile was wide. He ran through a patch of butterflies, headed for the pond in the center of the park.

“No, not the pond!”

“It’s fine,” he said, and jumped into the pond, touching a series of rocks that either jutted above the water or he could see we were just under. He bounded left and right, then onto a statue fountain of a horse spewing water back into the pond, climbed it for a look, and found patches of people all around him, staring at the two of them, Janet riding his thigh as they bounded off into the Park.

People scattered like ants in little, almost telepathic groups to avoid them.

Janet was too busy holding on for dear life, but she wondered, was this what it would be like, to love a monster? “I need a name for you,” she said.

“Wen.”

“When?”

“Just Wen.”

“Well Wen, when will we get there?”

“I’m too busy being free!”

They bounded to the end of the park, jumped the fence, and crossed into an avenue where people were watching a bunch of pirates play a sing-a-long with the crowd. They were clapping and singing with vague accents. One of them holding a fake metal hook over one hand dropped it. It thunked to the floor as he flubbed his line. Another balancing on a peg leg just fell over. All the rest of them reached up and lifted their eye patches, complete with little ruby-eyed skulls on them, so they could see properly. About this time, Wen and Janet bounded through.

The kids screamed, and one pirate said, “bloody hell!”

“Just as folk, Janet, and the sea monster here,” she said.

“Wen.”

“Right, Wen, the mega crab!”

They bounded through.

“I’ve seen nothing like that,” said one pirate.

“I once saw a mermaid,” said another. “She guards me treasure, flowing hair and fins you couldn’t…”

“Darby, that’s just Esmeralda from the mermaid show you dolt.”

“What?”

“I think the thing was real.”

Janet and Wen ran back in, jumped clear over the pirates, still struggling to keep their audience, and grabbed the thick roles that were part of their stage, which was already designed to look like a ship, climbed the mast, and together they swung behind the building and vanished from sight.

“Look, it’s the best of the seven seas, Darby,”

“Oy, I See it, Ned. We have been too many days out there on this ocean to see something like that.”

“Did you see what e fad round his waist?”

“It looked like our fair maiden Janet it does!”

The crowd cheered.

“Three cheers for Janet and the monster!

“Hip hip!”

“Hooray!” went the crowd.

“Where’ve they gone?”

“He’s climbing the mast, I thought.”

Janet and Wen swung back into view at the top of the mast. Everyone cheered for them again.

“There they are! No doubt looking across the See for our next port.”

“You see any of them?” she said.

“Not yet,” said Wen.

“They’ve gotta be close. Can we keep running?”

“I don’t know.”

Wen held his great claw up to block the sun and could see them. “There they are.” Cops and a handful of other people were swarming in their direction.

“I don’t know how long we’ve got,” he said.

She kissed him, climbing up to his face. He cradled her body with his over-sized crab claw hands.

“I love you.”

He smiled, smirked, smiled, and waved his feelers around.

The crowd sheered. The outages cheered,

“I don’t show what’s going on, do you, Darby?”

“Not I. Maybe the park’s introducing a new character?”

“I never heard of him.”

“You remember Blueberry Falls?”

“The creature?”

In ran the police. They were in blue and were already drawing a crowd. One of them looked a little more official than the others.

“It’s the Authorities!” Both of the pirates went face down on the deck.

“Are they gone yet?”

“No.”

One of them peaked. “No?”

They stayed down.

The lead offers came forward. He had a grizzled grilled face with too many lines on it and a big, bushy mustache. He called up to them with a megaphone as the cops spread out. Some of them herded people away, and others pulled their guns but kept them down. They were ready, just not threatening.

“They haven’t gone around the back,” said Wen.

“What about the…”

“Let’s find out what he has to say.”

The creature sat down on one timber and clamped on with his legs. Janet stood up beside him. We crossed his claws and watched the men on the ground; he pointed down. “Look, the pirates are playing dead.”

“There are people on the way,” said the officer into his megaphone. “It’s best if you just come down.”

“What people?” said Janet.

“People,” said the officer. She looked at her man, her crab god, in this world, this day, this age. Certainly, she couldn’t keep him to herself. Could there be peace? She’d sure try for a couple of hours of it until humanity came for her. For them. She’d be studied as well. Where would they take her?

She imagined being taken to a white basement room with bright lights tied to a heavy table in the middle while government types across the room behind darkened glass asked her questions, to which she didn’t know the answers.

“Where’s your boyfriend from?”

“How’d he get here?”

“What were you going to do for money?”

“Do you have a little island paradise set aside?”

The lights snapped off, and she was in the dark. She opened her eyes and was in the same place, looking at the police below.

“It’ll be better if you just come on down.”

“Why?”

His voice was low. You could hardly tell where it was coming from.

“Because It’s best for her. Turn yourselves in, and we’ll make sure she doesn’t come to harm.”

“So, what you mean, is that someone is out to take us both in,” said Janet.

“Who?”

The officer opened his arms wide, then brought the megaphone back to his mouth. “Your guess is as good as mine. All I know is it is over the top. The security we don’t even know about.”

“Then how come a bunch of rent-a-cops is the fest thing cornering us now?”

“We’re here just to observe, contain, and follow you, as best we can.”

“Then you have no proper authority,” said Wen. “That’s What I wanted to know. You have nothing.”

He stood up, gathered Janet in his arms, then chose a rope that the performers often used to get down to the stage. They swung down, flying, and he landed carefully on the stage, next to the cowering pirates.

“Get up, my friends,” he said, gathering them up around them. The pirates got to their feet to rousing applause, while two-hundred nearby people were all streaming them live on YouTube, Facebook, or somewhere else on their phones, if they weren’t tweeting about him or screaming so loud. #crabman! The authorities stepped forward, and Wen jumped over them, kicking the leader in the chest. He went down.

“Come with the pirates!”

The crowd cheered. They laughed and rallied around him, blocking the authorities and hindering them as Wen and Janet bounded. Down the way and over to the front of a giant mermaid cave.

“See, there are mermaids!” said one pirate. A mermaid was sitting on each side of the entrance on a rock, with a couple of people standing by if they need to move or anything.

He stopped, and Janet stood by his side.

“Hi Janet,” said one mermaid.

“May we pass?” said Wen.

“Of course!” said the other mermaid.

They entered the cave as the crowd behind them closed off their camera phones.

Wen and Janet ran into the cave of wonders.

The officers burst through, but they lost Janet and the rest in the dark.

A thrilling amusement park log flume ride plunges down a steep drop. In the back row, a woman passionately kisses a towering crab-like humanoid with massive claws, as water splashes around them. Other passengers look on in shock, while the ride’s dim lighting casts eerie reflections off the water.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 6

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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They were face-to-face. The crackling and sparking of the dying computers in the elephant died down. They stood a few feet apart. Her hat was gone, and her hair fell, mussed at her shoulders. She breathed heavily, doing her best to stay calm and catch her breath.

There was a failing light. He drew closer to her and relaxed his arms. He’d been at the ready, struggling for so long. Nothing came out when he tried to speak.

She reached up and shushed his lips with her finger.

“Shhh. It’s okay. It’s okay.”

She grabbed his body in a great hug, drawing his powerful body to her. He was about eight feet tall next to her, five feet nine inches.

He reached his great arms around her, his claws pressing into the small of her back. He kissed her. It took her by surprise, and she let him draw all the breath out of her before they disengaged. She hugged him back, grabbing at his waist.

“Janet,” he said in the near dark. “I… I… Janet.”

“I know. It won’t be long. We’ve got to get out of here. We can’t let them find us.”

They could hear the muffled screams from the distance, people breaking through the back door, headed here to see if maybe the monster had killed the girl.

“We’ve got to hide.”

He turned his head and sighed, then turned from her.

“We’ve got to go now. I’d rather be with you and never see them again. They can’t find you, they’d just kill you.”

He turned his head again, this time in the sense of letting them try to kill him. In the meantime, however, he took her by the waist, incredibly delicate for the honking claw he had there, and reached up, and tore out the ceiling tiles with his other clawed hand.

He didn’t have claws like hey I’ve got claws over my fingers. He wasn’t a werewolf. There was a crab in this picture. His claws were long, red, hard chitinous shelled single clasping claws. Little teeth-like ridges lined the claws on the inside. Imagine grand clipper limb cutters for hands covered by thick muscle and armor, yet with a delicate touch.

He tore the ceiling out just as they heard the cries for “Janet! Janet! Has it hurt you? Janet!” They broke into the room just as the monster lifted Janet lightly onto his left hip and jumped into the ceiling, using his other claw to pull himself up into the structure of tubes, rafters, and the backside of all that interior fake cave facade.

“It’s got her!” yelled one of them.

They looked like a combination of cops and park security. Some held guns, some were holding baseball bats, and one had a rake. Janet wasn’t sure what he thought he was going to do with all that.

They vanished into the ceiling. The men below argued about shooting or not shooting, using ‘he’s got her’ as a reason either way. Janet watched them below with a smile on her face, holding onto her man, her monster. She pressed her nose into his armored chest and smelled a faint salt and sweaty smell. He was working hard, but lifting her with him wasn’t hindering him that much. On his own, he’d been hiding in here for some time.

He looked back at the men arguing about how to continue and laughed as he jumped to the next platform and ran through the caves. The spotlights never went to the caves where he was up high. He ran across the catwalk with purpose, but in near silence. Only the occasional padded footfall made a noise, and his breathing was up.

Janet hung on his hip, but eventually climbed to his shoulder as he traversed the caves. They watched below them as men, still. A compilation of regular police and park security ran across the cave floor, totally missing them because they were riding the line of shadow so well.

The creature jumped from one catwalk fifteen feet to another one, with Janet clinging to his face. Her shoes were gone. She grabbed on for life, but felt secure with him.

Below them, Janet saw Jeff was now leading the pack. “Janet! There she is!”

They pointed flashlights up and saw Janet and the creature bounding from platform to platform up in the ceiling. They stomped past flood lights, fog machines, and speakers that were bolted to the walkways. She wrapped her legs around his waist to hold on.

 The people climbed and climbed.

“You can make it,” she said. “You can do it. Nothing is impossible.” They leaped to another ledge, and the creature punched a hole into a floor above the caves. It was a secret floor where people gathered who were member card holders were.

There were about twenty-five of them in the lounge, looking out at the park through tinted windows disguised as a rock on the outside, drinking champagne from little flutes. They wore suits and dresses, hardly park material, and were more interested in impressing each other than anything else.

Below them, the floor in the lounge, which had plush leather couches scattered around and art on the walls they only bought because someone convinced them it was cool, cracked open and the creature tore it open, shining a bright shaft of light down into the caves. He pulled his way up, jet hanging from his shoulders, occasionally caressing his face. He pulled himself up and jumped into the lounge.

A gentleman wearing a polo and a sweater tied over his shoulders fell through like a rag doll toward the men searching below. He hit the walkway like a ton of bricks, and rolled, crushing one man’s left arm, and snapping, breaking his ankle. He didn’t fall with a scream, but more of a ‘huh?’ He lost his sweater on the way down, and with the pile of men under him, he said, “What about my sweater?”

One cop elbowed him in the jaw and decided he’d deny that later when they were in court. It felt good.

Everyone else in the lounge screamed, except one woman, who had had one too many already and might mix her drugs and alcohol. She said, “oh, neat, is this what we’re doing now?” She jumped, or rather simply fell, through the hole into the caves, drink in hand, and with a scream of delight, fell to the cave floor to land in a great pool of water. Three men jumped in after she splashed down to save her. They pulled her up to the surface. Dragging her, she now sees through a white dress out of the water. “That was great!” She kissed the guy on the right and started telling anyone who would listen to her what her phone number was.

In the lounge. The creature stood, full red crab man, in full light. Janet clung to him up the wall but jumped to the floor to run with him.

“This way.” She ran towards the door, a black electric thing, and he ran after her, lumbering under the roof that was now too low for him as business people, a couple of yuppies, and their second wives ducked for cover left and right, jumping over couches or diving under glass coffee tables.

They bounded through the room and the creature exploded through the electric sliding glass door. It shattered everywhere as he tucked Janet up onto a hip again. She kissed him and held onto his neck as they ran out into the sun.

Inside the cave foyer, Jen was trying to help the lady. One of them gave Terri’s jacket to her and was trying to lead her out, but she kept talking to another guy, who didn’t want to leave her alone.

They brought up the house lights, so you could see everything, and the cop with a baseball bat in his hands said, “Now, why didn’t we do that, to begin with?”

They scattered, after hearing Jeff say “the private lounge.”

As they led the young lady to the exit, her eyes bugged out when she saw one of the chiming clocks in the gift shop.

“Oh, I want one of these!”

Janet and the creature ran together through the open, no longer disguised as a big credit card door.

Was he real? Was he a monster, a character, someone in a costume, or someone they should fear? Pepe dodged them. They got out of the way more because they were running through the middle of everyone than anything else.

He waved his big crab arms, jumped over carriages with various people in them, and bounded by elderly and otherwise disabled people, one of which was wearing a fedora and dark glasses, and careened through and ran behind another ride building.

“In there,” said Janet. “Back door.”

They knocked open an emergency exit, which briefly blinded everyone on the dark ride. There was a series of boats headed around the bend, and in a nearly empty boat, they jumped into the back. The boat splashed, jolting everyone.

A lady dropped her camera into the water where she was videotaping a bunch of singing animatronic animals. Another man nearly fell out trying to stand up to the creature, but when Janet smiled at him and gave him the shh with her fingers on her lips, with a great smile, he turned around and just sat there wondering how it was going to go when they got out of here, would they all just get shot?

The boat stuttered. It stopped. Over the public address someone, a young girl, said “Janet, is that you?” Janet waved, looking around for a camera. It was hard on the monitors not to miss an eight-foot-tall thing in the seat by her.

The boat started back up again. “Were started up again folks, sorry about that.” before she could drop the phone and turn off the thing. “This might not be the best place to hide.”

“I’m tired of hiding.”

“I know. I don’t know what else to do with you. Out there, they’d kill you,”

“You know that’s right,” said the other guy in the boat. The lady, almost noticing for the first time they were sitting in the back row, turned her hand to get them in camera, realizing she had no camera anymore for the first time.

“What?” she said.

“Camera trouble?” said the creature.

“Um, I think so.”

“Come on, we’ll take a selfie. I’m Janet.” She pulled her camera out and helped the other lady, then got the other guy in the picture and took it. The flash rebounded through the ride, disturbing some of the light-sensitive machinery.

“Please refrain from the use of flash photography while enjoying this attraction,” said a youthful voice.

They looked at Janet. “Ah, I figure I’m in enough trouble as it is, right?”

“Right,” said the guy. They turned a corner and went down the region’s longest indoor log flume drop. It blew Janet’s hair back. The picture the automatic cameras took is of everyone, including two incredibly frightened middle-aged people covering their eyes and Janet kissing a giant crab mobster with her leg up over his lap while her hair blew back, eyes closed.

A massive underground cave with eerie green lighting. A monstrous, crab-like humanoid with sharp claws and a partially human face smashes through a fiberglass rock formation. In the foreground, a soaked woman stares in horror, trapped against a stone wall as the beast looms over her. Water drips from above.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 5

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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The creature dropped into the middle. The lights above it crashed, and a fog was still going off somewhere with a soft pink glow of lights. The rock on which the creature landed cracked, then it slid down the middle, and everyone could see re-bar and Fiberglas under it. The rock was hollow.

It stood on two sturdy legs. They ended in great huge clawed feet that grabbed onto the destroyed fiberglass like it was nothing. It cracked under its feet as it clawed and jumped to the floor. Most of its torso was still in deep shadow or leftover artificial fog, but its chest was enormous. It had a great hard shell and covered its arms in the same shell, ending not in hands, but in great huge crab or lobster-like claws.

It snapped them, and he roared, not the sound of an animal, but of a man. His face had bits of the hard shell here and there, as did its legs, but it was a human-shaped head, with long unkempt hair and a very human voice.

He snapped at the adults.

He screamed at the kids, and everyone scattered.

“This way,” yelled Janet. “Through this crack!”

She waved them her way. A tunnel was there they could all fit through. It was knee-high, but no one cared. Only cable noticed there was still a working handicapped door to the side.

They crawled through, but the creature cut them off. He slammed into their exit, sending kids scattering. Left and right.

Janet ducked and rolled out of the way as he swiped at her. He took the bait, running to chase her. He was jumping, loping, and running, his clawed feet still kind of skittering on the floor where they weren’t destroying it.

“No!” she said to the creature. Who seemed to listen, then to her group, “Through the hole! I’ll meet you on the other side!”

She ducked another swipe, and smiling up at the creature, swept her legs under him, and he tumbled gracefully to the ground. He landed, rolled away, and then scrambled to the hole to follow her group through it, the last of them making it through the hole.

She avoided one snap from his claws as he tried getting up and getting her footing. She scampered and led through the hole. The others, who were now backstage, couldn’t believe what they were seeing. She scrambled through and the creature, still snapping, got a hand through, and snapped, but he couldn’t, for his big shelled torso got through. He growled and snarled, and yelled, then after exhausting himself from all the scrambling, slowly withdrew,

“Janet,” they could hear him say, briefly, among the snarls and whimpers.

“Does it know your name?”

Tears were streaming down Janet’s face. She was on the floor crying. “I guess it’s not too late to tell you. The falls are fake.” She sniffled.

Everyone stood up, the shadow of the creature still pacing around on the other side of the hole. They were on the back side of the caverns, the reverse of the rock wall, hollow and unpainted. It was all fiberglass and re-bar, two-by-fours, and catwalks. They could see the backside of a tall wall and a hole in the cavern where a green floodlight was. There were catwalks up to it so you could change it out.

“The caves are fake. I’m sorry, but the monster, as you can tell, is real. It’ll figure out how to get to us soon. I’ve got to get you out of here.”

The creature snapped its claws, then it started beating on the handicapped escape door.

“It only has to pull, but I don’t think it knows how.”

It beat on the door again. Everyone jumped.

It banged a third time. Janet thought for sure she heard a crab shell cracking, and the door came down. Fog filled the busted doorway, fog, and pinkish light.

“This way everybody.” She jumped up. “No more time for laying down.”

She grabbed several shaking kids by the Gabe’s and ran.

They turned a corner, leaving the doorway behind them, and started running down the halls. “I think I think I think…” she was saying, while in her mind, Janet was trying to figure out where to hide everybody.

“The elephant rock,” she said, “down to the fang rock,” she gathered the group. There was plenty more backstage to run through, nice wide open spaces, but she wanted them back in the caves. Janet could hear an alarm going off somewhere in the distance.

“Janet? Are you okay, dear?” Came a little old lady voice over the public address system.

“No, it’s after us!” she yelled to the ceiling as she brought everyone through a doorway, usually used as an emergency exit out of the so-called caves, and was waving everyone back in. They were running the wrong way on the trek, headed down the corridors of a cave, the wrong way.

You could see it all, where the lights were, where the fog machines were, where speakers and spy security cameras were.

“Oh my,” said the old lady over the PA.

Supplies for haunted attractions lined the room.

“How many people ever just look back and see all this stuff?” said Cable.

“No one.”

“Never?”

“Never.” They were moving fast, so she could only get little phrases out.

They turned another corner. “People just don’t look. “

They came around to Elephant Rock, and it was a sight, especially from this angle. To be of hand-holds, tons of ways up. The shape looked like a colossal statue of a hairspray elephant with human eyes, and as they climbed up the feature, they could all feel him despite its dressing. It was not a slick, stiff piece of rock, but a fiberglass shell.

“Head for the eyes, everyone up there now, tell find us any minute!”

“Will we fit in there?”

“There’s room inside. We sometimes use it as a spot to trigger Halloween effects, up up!”

They climbed. The kids made the trip easier. They just followed the pattern, and as she said, get up there, but the adults were slower. They were still fighting two major thoughts in their minds, which were I don’t want to be the jerk that breaks it, and I don’t want to slip.

They heeding have worried, but that’s fine. One by one, they dived through the eyes and slid into the room inside, behind the elephant. Janet sludged in behind the last kid, feet first.

“Everybody quiet, right?”

“He’s getting closer.”

In the room, which was pretty big for being up here, was a desk table, a sort of temp table set up with a computer and a couple of monitors.

“Alice, turn on that computer?”

Alice got under the desk and found the switch, which was an older tower model. It woke up. The screens came on. There was a mouse. Keyboard and a little plastic microphone hooked up to it.

The room itself was lit with a bare bulb, and the floods were old scruffy tile.

Janet yanked the chain to turn out the light. There were also a couple of metal cabinets back there filled with plastic Halloween decorations from three or four years ago, and a door,

“Where’s this lead?” said one adult.

“Bathrooms, and another corridor we can get out through. I just got to call the office quick.”

“You can from the…”

“Computer.”

It flipped up, ready, a series of icons. One kid, still watching through an eye, saw him. “There he is. He’s down there!”

“Shhhh.”

She pulled them down, so they weren’t right in the eye, then clicked an icon for the microphone. It opened up.

“Can you hear me in the office? Janet here.”

“Hello Janet, where are you?” said the old lady behind the register.

“Looks like our creeper is real. Boy, is he real.”

“Ooh, yes! I always wanted a real…”

“Hit the alarm. You can’t let anyone else down here.”

“You want me to call the park?”

“Yes, everybody should know.”

“Where are you?”

“In the elephant’s head. Can you see him in the monitors, this old computer?”

“Oh yes, I see him. He’s so cool. Isn’t this Frankie? God makeup.”

“Fran, Frankie is off today. This is not him.”

“Oh, well, whoever it is… he’s clumping the elephant. Look at those claws!”

Everyone could feel the wall shake as the creature jumped from the floor twenty feet over to land halfway up the elephant. It crushed the fiberglass with each major punch and grabbed underneath at the rebar and iron framing and climbed up the side; it scrambled and grabbed, pulling and yanking at the fiberglass until its face was up in the eyehole’s cavity, it stuck its head in.

“Everybody out, I think!” They scrambled out the back door.

Over the speaker, the old lady said “oh dear, ugh, here he comes!” As he flung his clawed arm in through the eye, knocked the monitors out, and tore one of them away. He couldn’t fit through. But this was no challenge. He reached in and tore the eye open, and landed on the floor of the room as the last kid scrambled out, with Janet shutting the door behind them.

They cluttered the corridor with boxes, mostly seasonal supplies, “help me, shove this stuff in front of the door,”

They toppled a great pile of boxes. At the least, they could slow him down.

The pack was breaking up, with some kids and adults way ahead, but lucky enough she knew where this hallway went. There was just one way out at this point.

The pretty straight hall came to a junction filled with boxes and junk, and they opened through an exit door under the Great Blueberry Falls themselves. They came out one by one, through an exit door on one side. There was a grand circular room with great falls. It looked magnificent, cascading down from a big hole that appeared to be a great indoor cavernous waterfall, heading into a large pool at the bottom.

A pump brought the water up out of the pool. The water came up to an enormous fountain at the top again.

“This way, the other exit on the other side of the falls!” yelled Janet. They ran around the walls, each one of the, looking up. And wishing this is what they saw in the first place before the moment was over, they ran around the falls, some under it, to the other exit on the other side, they passed through those doors, then after about half of them were careening down a brightly lit hallway, piled with boxes and junk, the monster exploded from the falls itself and forcing a huge spray of water all over everyone down there, it jumped, arms out, then pulled them in and dived into the pool below splashing everyone again. Janet, who had Cable by the hand, took most of it in the face.

She ducked and continued pushing people out of the way and through the exit door until she was the last one there.

A claw reached out and stopped the exit door, holding it closed.

She was last and trapped, face to face with the beast.

Everyone else flopped through a nondescript door in the gift shop. Half of them were wet. Half of them had a crazed look in their eyes, and all of them were out of breath,

They flopped on the floor and sat on display tables to gather their breath and recover just a little. Outside, police gathered, and a fire rescue crew stood by. They came in and started helping properly, taking their blood pressure, and looking into their eyes.

Behind the counter, the old lady hit a switch, and metal doorways closed over the nondescript door and the entrance.

Then she quietly hit another switch and started a spark, a fire inside the elephant’s face where the little office was. She flipped off her monitor before a cop could see.

“Janet!” said Cable, “She’s still in there!”

A vast underground cavern illuminated by eerie green and magenta lights. A group of children and adults stand frozen in shock as a monstrous shadowy creature, with elongated limbs and glowing eyes, drops from the ceiling. The jagged rocks and misty air create an ominous atmosphere of suspense and terror.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 4

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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There were children everywhere inside the shop area for Blueberry Falls. Janet straightened her hat and walked into the middle of a pack of charging six-year-olds and broke them up.

“I understand someone here has ordered, bought, and paid for the extended tour.”

The kids continued barging around, screaming, and throwing things. One of them, a kid with pale skin and incredibly dark hair was mashing the face of another child while digging his hands elbow-deep in the display of precious stones while another child toppled a display stand full of t-shirts with the Blueberry Falls logo on them.

“Okay,” she yelled. “It’s clear that I’m going to have to find some of you to feed to the monster of Blueberry Falls. You are the biggest, loudest, most obnoxious group so far. Just the way he likes them. Okay, line up now, let’s go. Time to march to your deaths!”

All the kids stopped. They gathered around her, as well as a handful of exhausted-looking adults, glad that for once someone else was doing all the yelling.

“Is there a monster?” said one of them.

“Yes, and he loves eating children, just like you lot.”

“You’re lying. This place is just as fake as everything else here. There are laws. You’ve got to keep us safe all the time.”

“Hands and arms inside the car at all times, kid. I can’t guarantee your safety, especially if you are stupid enough to leave the path, go under a safety railing, or otherwise leave the safety of where I tell you to go and where I tell you it’s safe to go. So, you see if you were to get away from the group and me, or one of the other responsible adults here didn’t notice you were gone. I’m not responsible when the monster eats you while I’m not looking.”

“That’s not true.”

“It’s in the contract on your tickets. Your parents and guardians here signed them when you bought the extensive tour, so read ‘em. I’ll get the elevator. The one that goes extra deep.”

At some point, she’d gotten down on their level. She crossed the room, righted the stand of t-shirts, and hit the button on a second elevator. She turned and waited, grabbed a clipboard from the old lady at the front, and started ticking everyone in the tour group off.

Five adults, all tired already, and three of them looked like they might be high, and twelve children, a kindergarten class. Three were teachers, and the other parents were along for the ride. At least one teacher smelled like dope and she was the intelligent one.

The kids were all terrors.

Janet watched them try to line the kids up to head down, and it was fun to watch. Half of them were fine, but the other half, well. She shook her head.

“Jake, where are you?”

They found him sticking his hand up a teenager’s skirt, who was trying to buy a redundant ticket. They dragged him back.

“Maryanne, don’t do that!”

She was trying to pull one of the lower product shelves down by climbing on it. They got her back, batting her left and right to find…

“Cable, get out of that!”

He was climbing into a bin full of videos, kicking DVDs and CDs out onto the floor.

Cable came back, and no sooner, Alice was gone.

“Where’s Alice?”

“I’ve got her,” said one parent. “She was trying to get out of here.”

“Caught her headed out the door.”

“Cute. Alice, stay with us, honey.”

Janet wrote ‘screamer’ down next to Alice’s name, and this proved true the second the doors closed. The elevator opened, Janet called for everyone, led them in, and then turned to face the group. The doors shut behind her, and Alice started up.

She screamed. There is a piercing level of screaming that a girl her age is capable of, and Alice was perfect at it. She squealed a high-pitched wail that was so pure, Janet Thought that’s what her call in life might be if she made it to nineteen. Complete movie scream queen. Who knew?

She smiled. The other five adults were whimpering, and Alice was just getting going. Janet had rubber earplugs in. She leaned down, put a warm soft hand on Alice’s shoulder, thinking she wasn’t supposed to, and she hoped no one heard she did this later and said “Honey, if you keep up that beautiful screaming,” Alice didn’t even seem to need to stop to breathe, “then you’re just going to attract the monster faster.”

Alice dropped silently and grappled with her momma’s hand.

“That’s right. Everyone, adults included, has to behave from this point on, or you will certainly bring the monster down upon us.”

“Isn’t that the point?” said one adult. “You come in here, guided tour through a bunch of fake caves, and get scared by the monster who pops out once in a while?”

“That’d be nice, wouldn’t it? I wish this was just a haunted house sometimes. Real caves. Real monster? Truth is, I’ve never seen him.”

“So you’ve heard it?” said a kid.

There was a lurch in all their stomachs.

“We’re here, thousands of feet down, and yeah, I’ve heard some strange things down here.”

The doors opened, but behind all the kids on the other side of the elevator.

“Everybody out, please, and I’ll take you into the natural hall of mirrors.”

The kids shuffled out, and the parents kept them surrounded as best they could. There weren’t enough parental hands to catch everybody, so a couple of kids had to be the second link in the chain, and they didn’t like it,

The mirror chamber was enormous, round, and admittedly largely man-made. Rock walls, a large cave room, well lit, and surrounded with strangely shaped fun house mirrors. It was clear they’d been brought down here for the tour. The top and bottom borders of the mirrors were all different colors.

The kids immediately spread out, looking in all the mirrors, terrorizing the under-prepared adults. One of them handling four kids seemed pretty competent.

“Look I’m tall.”

“I got a goofy head.”

“I look like an elephant.”

Alice wasn’t talking anymore but was standing before a mirror that made her look like a short kid with an enormous head.

“Bunny ears.”

“Welcome to the hall of mirrors. Yes, this is a natural cave, and we brought all these fun-house mirrors down for fun, but they are all real. They are here to highlight the real smooth cave face. This wall itself is a natural fun-house mirror.”

She gathered them together. One parent came in last. The entire class could get in front of it, with parents and teachers behind them. In this single mirror, all the kids were super tall, others super short, and everybody was wavy up and down.

They jumped up and down, waving their arms, watching their reflections bounce and wave all over the place.

“Very nice,” said Janet, “come back everyone, let’s keep it down some. Don’t want to bring him in too quick.”

“Wait, what?” said Jake.

“Yeah, wait a minute. I thought you said…”

“What I’m allowed to say on the ground floor is not all I’m allowed to say while we are down this deep into his territory.”

“So the monster is…”

“Real, oh yeah.” Several of them got out their camera phones. Later they had full hard drives of dark videos inside a cave, maybe some shadows, and a few times, the bounce of someone dropping it. You couldn’t get good videos while trying to keep kids from getting away from you.

Janet knew it, handing one adult their phone back after dropping it again while trying to catch Alice.

“Thank you.”

“No problem.”

“Around this corner, we’re getting out of the hall of mirrors, and deeper into the caves than we go almost any other time. In just a moment, we’re going to see the grand tortoise, a significant feature, before we connect back up to some tunnels from the main, shorter, tour that leads to the falls themselves.”

The grand tortoise looks like a huge turtle, and we’re going to walk right over it.

“We are?”

“You wouldn’t think, but it’s the one place in the caves. We are encouraging you to get off the path and feel the cave floor and features for yourself.”

She led them around, and there was a low ceiling. Everything was lit with green floodlights. The railing came around, and there was a four-foot gap, where there was a gate. The floor across the room thirty feet long across looked like an enormous turtle shell. It connected to another passage out on the other side.

“We can let them go?”

“Sure, just somebody gets on the other side to catch and get everybody together again to go into the falls when we’re ready.”

She smiled and gave them the gift, knowing what was going to happen.

She slid to the other side of the domed shell-like floor and hung out on the other side, looking around. Then the teachers and parents tried it, and they slipped everywhere. Parents went down, and kids slipped and slid left and right.

Jake and Cable were crying and sliding around, holding onto each other. Everyone was sliding down to the outer edges.

They climbed and slid and eventually grabbed onto the handrails around the outside, and started dragging their way to the other side.

Alice fell and, sliding slowly on her shoes. Janet slid out, almost skating across the slippery shell. She nabbed Alice and brought her back, then went to get two more off of the side.

Now that it was over, they laughed and screamed about it.

There was a thump and a crash above them. Something scraped its way through a crack near the ceiling. A shadow obscured one of the green lights.

“What was that?”

“What was what?”

“That shadow!”

“I don’t think he’s found us yet.”

She led them around, and into a section of a tall cave that was about twenty feet tall. Bats crawled on the ceiling, which got the kids yelling. They were echoing all over the place.

Another shadow flew across one of the magenta floodlights. Janet could tell which one. While everyone was looking at the ceiling for something, what was making the shadows was already clacking, and nearby. Behind them. It clawed and rumbled around.

“Where is it?” Everyone looked up.

Steam jetted their feet, and an old fog machine with an air puffer blew into the area. It made them all jump. Kids tried to spill over the sides. The parents grabbed and tugged, trying to keep everyone reined in.

Janet grabbed Cable by the belt. He turned around, and Janet looked him in the face. “Cheap tricks, lights, fog machine. All on timers, kid. He ‘invades’ every time we bring folks on this trek.”

He was out of breath, panicked, and sweating. “For sure?” He managed.

“Every time. I do this tour five, six times a day.”

“Okay.” He started getting himself together.

He straightened his shirt, pulled up his pants, and smacked a couple of his friends, telling them to be cool. They gathered in the middle, hearing their teachers now,

There was a crack. Rocks fell. Kids jumped. They screamed, and then the creature dropped from the ceiling and landed in the middle of them all.

A dimly lit haunted house attraction, with eerie purple and green lighting. A skeletal figure in a top hat looms over a web-covered grand staircase. Nearby, a woman steps on a cracked crab-like shell, her face frozen in discomfort. A shadowy shopkeeper watches her from the darkness, eyes glowing.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 3

Longevity and Other Stories
A life without end,
stars call from the endless night,
time slips through our hands.
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“You’d think that all I ever do around here is ride the rides,” said Janet.

“It’s not like you sit on roller coasters all day or anything,” said Jeff.

They were standing in the front lobby of the Morbid Manor, a little haunted house ride, waiting in line. Everything around them was gray, purple, and covered in cobwebs. It was all a combination of cotton and candy floss sprayed with enough preservatives to make it inedible.

Janet kept her distance from Jeff in the dark. She was in control there, not him, and she was ready to let him have it if he made a move on her, which he never did.

They passed a line of electric candles that flickered as though they were real. It made her want one for her bathroom. They had them in the gift shop, but something always distracted her on the way out and she’d forget to pick one up. The light and subtle heat of the lamp underneath moved a flame-shaped mirror on a tiny balancing point, and that heat moving the little mirror, with lights bouncing off of it, looked remarkably realistic.

They passed by an old skull face. At least that’s what they called him after hours. It was a painting rendered in a combination of layers that faded from a human gentleman to skull-faced horror in a top hat. It was a matter of shifting lights, different layers of cloth, and eventually, a plain black light that rendered the effect, but Janet didn’t think about that.

He was warning them not to come into his home, about the curse and how you would find yourselves transformed into mindless zombies before you could escape.

Janet never listened to this speech. She knew the story, but only because she liked to come in here alone, and read all the plaques that were up every fifteen feet. The audio in this part of the ride, the queue line, was horrible enough as it was, and every time someone opened the front door to come into the indoor line, the noise from the outside blew the illusion.

They passed several wriggling tarantulas, each with eight green glowing eyes up on a shelf. They were essentially walking straight through the line. Few were in there at the moment, and they were stopping to look just at what they wanted.

“Old man Archibald’s jumping spiders,” said Jeff.

“I always thought of them as skull faces hunting spiders,” said Janet.

“Sure, makes sense.”

They passed by an enormous fireplace with a rear-projected fire crackling in it. There was a space heater and some sound effects to go with it, but it only meant that they were about to get in.

She thought for just a second; she was sure the video of the fire was something else strange you could get in the gift shop on the way out, but a moment later, when they both stood in front of the fake fireplace, it was all wiped from her mind as the floor turned, with them and the fireplace and they found themselves on the other side of the secret panel.

She let out a brief scream, but it was always the suddenness and not the actual fright that elicited such a reaction as they turned around.

“I always wonder how handicapped folks get in here,” said Janet.

“There’s a bypass around the fireplace a few more feet down.”

“I like this way, though.”

“Me too.”

“Care for a ride through the manor?” said the humpback.

“What?” said Jeff.

They looked up. It was Phil. There’s something wrong with knowing everyone’s name all the time. He was one of three or four others we could see aiding folks in getting on the slowly moving cars, headed into the manor.

“This way, this way,” said Phil, the hunchback. We dressed him in gray, and lighter gray, and had a huge bulbous hump on his left shoulder under his costume. The others all had matching gray outfits and humps, no matter how tall or short they were. Two of them were ladies who were having a blast scaring kids as they helped them on board.

Phil led us to a car, crawling on its track, and took us each by the hand and helped us in. The cars were black but painted with purple fluorescent paint so you could see it in the black lights. Each car was a little different, but there were slight variations on convertibles with the top down.

Jeff slid in first, then Janet. “I want to drive.” He laughed and slid over. She got behind the wheel and acted like she was driving.

“Goodbye then,” said Phil, the hunchback. “Have a nice parish, and welcome to ghoul life,” he said, waving behind them as they turned the corner and into the ride.

Everything went dark. The car’s headlights illuminated all you could see ahead, and they weren’t doing much beyond pointing at the dark, and then slowly details appeared one by one. A corner of a ceiling, a bat, an ornate chair thumping back and forth like someone invisible must sit in it.

The first spider flew over them. This was the master’s training ground. A man stood, with a skull face, in full formal wear with a top hat and whip, and snapped it sharply. It flailed out and spiders jumped over them. Janet hung out, while Jeff ducked.

“Amusing, you still duck.”

“Call me a…”

“You rarely ride this, do you?”

“Can’t say I get in it often.”

A green glowing spider jumped down in front of them, then they spun around a hundred and eighty degrees quickly for another one to fall behind them. They swerved back.

They could hear the tire screech of tires that weren’t there, and it always smelled like burning rubber here to Janet. She wondered if folks burned rubber under the track so we’re somewhere they could smell it,

They turned a tight corner; it looked like the house was in the distance. The skull-faced man stiffly stood on a hill directing his hunting spiders. One of them jumped at the car with a jet from a fog machine and some misdirection, a projection of a werewolf on a hill on the other side of the car.

Jeff screamed and almost stood up.

Janet pulled him down just as the swinging axes slid above them like Great pendulums.

“I hate this ride.”

“It’s okay. Just a ride. Nothing can touch you.”

“I know, it’s stupid. I just get wired up.”

They turned a corner and went back into the house again.

“I once rode this thing trying to read a book instead of paying attention.”

“What book?”

“Why does everyone ask me that? I don’t know. It was some kind of horrible thing. I was trying to see if there were enough black lights on to light up the pages enough to read.”

“Did it work?”

A ghoul popped up behind Jeff for a jump scare. Jeff screamed, and Janet laughed, then quickly composed herself.

“Not really. You’d think there would be, but there’s not. It didn’t stop me from trying half a dozen times or more, though. I have done audiobooks on my phone. That’s fun.”

“I’ll bet this place is good for rock music, too.”

“Now you’re getting it.”

They passed under the great dining hall. There was a clear glass ceiling with the ghostly apparitions of twelve ladies all there to see a single young and wealthy man, old skull-face before he became an undead monster. He had a pet spider he was very proud of. It acted like a loyal puppy, but was still a furry beast the size of his outstretched hand. He’s been hiding it in his jacket.

The ladies there to see him, certainly each hoping for an invitation to court, scattered. They grabbed knives. They grabbed axes. There were guns mounted on his wall. They turned them, first on the spider, which was too fast for them, and a moment later they found out he had more of them at his call. They turned their weapons on him.

Then they set the place on fire and ran.

Each lady ran in a different direction.

Everything was dark.

The spiders swarmed over their master, biting him repeatedly.

The house rose, first in fiery red, then in cool blues and ghostly purples. Then the gentleman, old skull face, rose out of the rubble of the house. He flew up and called the spiders to him with his mind.

Then the car turned a quick corner, and they could hear him laughing. The next hall was a continuous stream of large paintings, each one depicting how he tracked down and killed each woman who did this to him.

In the end, they came to a vast mirror where first they saw themselves, then themselves as ghoulish demons, and then themselves as ghoulish demons covered in attack spiders.

“You’re all right, you’re all right,” said Phil, the hunchback as he helped them from the car.

“See you, Phil,” said Janet.

The hunchback waved back to her, then continued helping more people on board.

They came out to the sunlight streaming into the spooky gift shop. Magic tricks and spooky neck ties covered in a spider motif surrounded them. All the paintings were there, as were the toy cars of the ride vehicles.

Pins, umbrellas with the glowing spider on them, crystal balls, as well as crystal balls with floating spiders in them, ones that were snow globes with black glitter inside over a version of the house, complete with the wacky skull-face riding out with his spiders on one side.

Janet looked and looked, but forgot again what she was looking for, and quickly made her way toward the door where the smells of freshly made cotton candy and popcorn were drawing her back out of the attraction.

On her way out the door, one step down from the floor of the shop, Janet heard a crunch. It was the shell of something. It stopped her.

“Looks like a crab leg,” said Jeff. “Just a shell, but that’s pretty big.”

It was pink food. Someone nearby must sell it. She stepped back out of it though like she’d squished a big bug. She wouldn’t look at it.

“Hey, are you okay?”

“Yeah, just don’t like shellfish. That’s all.”

“Come on, it’s just a shell.”

“Right. It’s just a shell.”

She tossed it into a trash can, then carefully, without a look back, she dragged Jeff down to a ring-toss game and started asking him for the owl, which was the biggest thing they had. About halfway to the owl, they never got there. She made the mistake of looking back and there was the shopkeeper, still watching her. The man looked like a ghoul. He was in a lot of makeup. His eyes lit up in the dark as he stared at her.

He kept his gaze for a moment and then retreated into the shop to help a young girl and her mother with a creepy dress for Halloween. They had one for each of the twelve.

While he wasn’t looking, she grabbed Jeff’s hand. “I’d like to leave now.”

“Now? I’m halfway there.”

“Please? Take me home.”

“Sure.” He took the smaller prize, which was a glowing hunting spider. He tried to give it to her, but she kept giving it back.

“You want to go back to Blueberry Falls or…”

“On home. No. I guess I’ve got another couple of tours today. “

He led her back around to blueberry falls, which were built up as if they might be deep in the nearby rock where the rest of the park stood.

“Janet, you ready for a tour? I got two backed up here now.”

“I got it, Mr. Smith. Let me get my ranger’s hat.”

A high-speed roller coaster twists through a dark indoor amusement park ride, illuminated by eerie black lights. On an overhead maintenance bridge, a shadowy figure watches unnoticed. Below, riders scream, oblivious to the lurking presence. Sparks from the tracks light up the darkness, adding to the unsettling atmosphere.

The Monster of Blueberry Falls, Chapter 2

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“How’s the Falls?” asked Mike. He and Janet entered a queue line. The sign above them said the Blue Tornado. The air was full of the smell of caramel popcorn and cotton candy stands where the machines had been running too long.

“Don’t ask,” she said.

“That bad?”

“It’s just… the caves are fine. The falls are pumping as they should. It looks beautiful, like always.”

“Your cave features are better than Ruby Falls.”

“At least those are real.”

“Yours isn’t?”

“You’re kidding. You know the elevator is fake, right? Tell me you aren’t that dense, Mike.”

“Okay. You know, though, I always feel like the presentation at Blueberry Falls was much better than anyone else’s, especially yours.”

“Stop it.”

They turned a corner in the queue, which was lined on the left and the right with metal bars that were painted red.

“I always thought they ought to paint these blue, maybe yellow or something, but never red,” said Mike.

“I mean, it’s the Blue Tornado, right?”

“I know. There was trouble with it earlier in the week.”

“I never heard that. What happened?”

“Well, I heard it was having a hard time launching twice, and then I heard one group got stuck half upside down in the corkscrew. Can you believe that?”

“I can’t believe I hadn’t heard about it, that’s all. The Blue Thunder…”

“Tornado.”

“It’s practically built on top of Blueberry Falls.”

“Yeah.”

“Stuck in the corkscrew, though. That’s got to be tough.”

“They were there for forty-five minutes, hanging there by their shoulder straps, looking at the concrete floor. They had to turn on the lights.”

“Oh, that breaks the whole look.”

“I know.”

They found the rest of the line. Stepping behind a few folks, still a couple of bends away from the loading zone. There was a little trash here and there. Someone in line ahead of them was dropping candy wrappers. The two ahead of them were soaked, probably off of one of the water rides, but mainly they smelled like sweat and too much sunscreen.

“How’d they get them down?” said Janet.

“They got in there behind it with a car that was working, took the breaks off the first one, and nudged it in.”

“That doesn’t sound right.”

“That’s what I heard.”

“Mike, you’re full of it.”

“I know, but you still love me.”

“Mike.”

“What? You’ve got another guy you aren’t telling me about?”

He was smiling, but Janet could tell.

“Not seeing anyone right now. Not like that.”

“I keep telling you that you could do better than me, anyway. Tour guide and a burger flipper. You’re going to get out of this theme park one day.”

“What, and you’re not?” She punched him on the shoulder. “Just because your dad runs the front office doesn’t mean…”

“That I will? It does.”

“You were always better than me in school.”

“No, I wasn’t.”

“I thought…”

“High school was a joke. Besides, you don’t see me in college, do you? I’m still here running the food stand, and I do most of the cooking on the busy nights, too.”

“Yeah, your Fridays and Saturdays are toast, aren’t they?”

“Pretty much.”

They stepped up again. The two sweaty folks tried to whip each other with little rags they were using to mop up their sweat.

The lights flickered,

“What was that?”

“Geez, Janet. The lights.”

“No, stupid, why?”

“Ah, that is a better question.”

It did it again.

People were sitting on the hand bars ahead of them, goofing off, and jumping down. It looked to Janet like a whole train-full gap ahead of them in life had just moved. They followed as the others brought up the slack.

“Seriously Janet. What do you want to do after wonderland here?”

“I don’t know.”

“Why didn’t you run off to college?”

“Money. It’s all money.”

“Not going to get it here.”

“You know it.”

She turned the corner. They were in the home stretch now, and she and Mike could see the loading platform. A bunch of people got off. They pushed at shoulder harnesses made of steel and rubber that cone down over your neck, shoulders, and chest, and clambered out, headed for the exit towards the gift shop.

“You always exit at the gift shop,” said Mike.

“Always.”

“I think it’s the only way any of these things make a dime, do they?”

“Heck, I never figured out how anybody can afford to build a coaster like this.”

“You ought to design coasters.”

“You know I’ve thought about that.”

They got to the end where the line roped back.

 “Next train, Janet,” said the operator.

“Thanks, Jeff,” she said.

“Jeff?”

“So I ride it during every lunch break, okay?”

“Right.”

Jeff waved, then winked to Janet after securing folks into seats and starting the coaster rolling. It tumbled around a corner, got lined up, and pointed towards a bog circular hole that took it into the building properly. Here they were undercover, just as the queue was, but this coaster was all indoors. After a brief countdown and lots of screaming, the coaster screamed into the building at incredible speed and, once inside and into its first loop.

Once the noise died down, she looked at Mike. “Animals.”

“What?”

“I want to help animals. I was thinking about transferring to the zoo side and getting in with the vets.”

“You want that?”

“I don’t know. You think your sad friend could help us get in over there?”

“I don’t know. I’ll think about it.”

The next train pulled in, and a separate group of people disembarked.

“I guess they are doing two trains today.”

“I want you to ask him for me. For me.”

She kissed him on the cheek, lightly enough, then took his hand and dragged him to the first car, and shoved him in.

She jumped in next to him, pulled the seatbelt tight, and then pulled the shoulder harness down about hers.

Jeff came by a moment later. “Hi Janet,” he said and checked their restraints. “Mike.”

“Dude,” said Mike.

“Be over for some sliders and fries later.”

Jeff went back to his station and started going through his countdown.

“I think he likes you,” she said.

“Get out.”

They rolled around the corner and in front of the launch zone. It was a circular cut into the building where the dark coaster was. The surrounding circle appeared in concentric orange, blue and yellow paint and a digital sign across the top said three… two… one… then the coaster launched on a magnetic track that took them from zero to forty-five miles an hour in four seconds.

They screamed as it dragged the train, rocketing, into the building and then right into a loop.

Everything was lit with black lights, glowing greens, pale blues, and unearthly oranges streaked all around them. Up a hill, and over it, Janet found a little airtime. They took a corner and into the second loop.

The second loop took them low, then up to the tallest hill in the place. They crested the hill and faced what everyone called the beast, but wasn’t really, it was just what the fluorescent paint looked like. Janet talked about it with friends all the time.

By her side, mine was talking, but she couldn’t hear him. All she could hear was the rock music being piped into the speakers by her ears. Then the wind started up.

Flashing lights crackled. Lightning images flashed on the walls. Wind machines picked up, to make this part in the dark feel faster than it was. Then they were rolling through a series of bunny hops that led into the corkscrew.

“Here it comes,” said Mike, but she didn’t hear him. She was looking too hard at a metal bridge. She only knew where it was because she’d seen this coaster with the lights on several times. Something was on the bridge. A shadow, a person, a something.

They went through the corkscrew, and while you’re going through the corkscrew, there’s no time for thinking. They rolled and rolled and rolled and then they were back out, blinded by the daylight.

The shoulder bars released, Janet popped their seat belt, and they pushed their way out. Jeff was there. He extended a hand and helped Janet and Mike.

“Pleasant ride?”

“The best,” said Mike.

“Janet?”

“Yeah,” she said.

“You okay?” said Jeff.

“You know it.”

She turned to Mike. “Burger?”

“No way!”

“Jeff?”

“Hey, still working!”

“Hey!”

“I’m teasing you, Shut up, Captain Tacos?”

She gave mike a high-five.

“Captain Tacos, yeah.”

“See y’all later,”

They waved and went down the ramp out of the ride, passing right by the burger station. It was a mini diner in chrome, with mostly indoor seating and some benches in front.

They headed up the hill to Captain Tacos. It was little more than a walk-up window, with some seating nearby in the sun, but it had the world-famous fried fish tacos, and Janet could eat there every day of her life and never tire of it.

They climbed the hill and came around where Smitty was sitting there cleaning something. He had a long red beard, and an eye patch, a black bandanna on his head.

Janet came up with Mike.

“Mike, what are you doing up here?” said Smitty.

“I gotta eat something else once in a while,”

“Okay, oh, it’s you, Janet. Need both eyes for a woman like you.”

He lifted his eye patch. Both his eyes were fine, crystal blue.

“I want…”

“Fish tacos?”

“You know it.”

“I got your fish tacos.”

“Order up,” said someone from the back, setting them on the counter.

“Here you go.”

She made a move to pay, but Smitty waved them off. “I got this one.”

“Thanks, Smitty.”

She picked hers up. Mike got his.

He lifted a finger, “just remember, world-famous.”

“Always.”

“See you later.” He waved them off.

They took their plates to a nearby bench that was shaped like a giant octopus. They took their seats in giant fiberglass tentacles.

“I hate this bench.”

“Shut up. I like it.”

“Animals, eh? That’s what you want?”

In the distance, an elephant trumpeted.

“I think so. I love taking care of them. Do you have any pets?”

“I got a dog, you?”

“What kind?”

“Sort of brown and black.”

“No, I mean breed.”

“Oh what? I think he’s a dachshund, maybe a mutt.”

“That’s what I mean.”

“You have pets?”

“Three tabby cats, two gray and one red, a corn snake, and a big Rottweiler. “

“Geez, a snake?”

“It’s the dog that’ll bite you. The corn snake is nothing. Easy care.”

“And you think you can keep up with an elephant? You know the first task, right? I knew Ryan before, he quit.”

“Went to college.”

“Whatever. It’s poop patrol.”

“I know.”

“Can you deal with that?”

“Are you afraid it won’t wash off?”

She laughed at him before he could say anything else.

“Yes.”

She laughed at him again, then started working on her tacos. They were fresh, never greasy, crisp yet tender. Every bite was good.

“I’m sorry,” he said as they were finishing up and throwing their trash away. “College isn’t stupid. Neither is following what you want to do. Just because I can’t…”

“Don’t worry about it, and if you want to, you can, no matter what your dad says about it or the burger place.”

“Not me, I…”

“Nothing. If you want it, you can do it.”

“Janet, did you see anything weird on the roller coaster?”

“No?”

“Never mind.”